Candies - Ticcihood (Ticci Toby x Hoodie)

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Chapter One - Life is fun

Ticci Toby's PoV

I was casually walking around my room, which may I note, looks like a complete mess. I mean why do I even keep it so badly kept? Oh right because cleaning is boring. Not like anything here is exciting. Well I guess there are missions..

Oh! And annoying people!

Wait no why would I annoy them? They didn't do anything to me...

But it can be fun! But what if they get angry? Oh wait that's the point!

Who should I bother to now to keep myself from being bored in this world of never ending boredom that is eventually going to ruin my moral so I can never be happy again?

Tim? Nah he's the boring personality of his two.

Masky? Wait he's Tim but more pissed off.. But he's not Tim because Tim as Multiple personality disorder? Right? I think? I don't know!

Kate? Wait shes on a mission...

Jeff? No he's gonna actually kill me.

How about Brian! Well technically Hoodie.. He doesn't want anyone but Tim calling him Brian... Even though we ALLL know his really name.

Well I better do it now before Slender locks me in my room early.. It's almost 8! Why does he lock me in there again?

Oh wait because of how reckless I can be... Especially with all THESE FUCKING DISORDERS.

Im looking at you voice number 23. Your the one who keeps track of them all

Not my fault you have so damn many and forget about them every ten seconds.

Shaddup.

Nahhhh I like talkin

"I-I SA-AID SH-HUT-T U-UP!"

Wait did I say that out loud? Oh god-

"Toby? What's going on.."

Oh shoot...

Thats Brian, he heard me.. This is a first, Usually he is always out practicing his shooting because he has shitty aim.

I should probably lock the door.

"Toby are you in here? And why are you saying 'Shut up'. You should be getting ready, You do remember you have a mission later.. Right?"

I blanked out for a moment, looking over at the door, Oh yeah I did completely forget about that. Yeah I am a little bit of a dumbass.

"Oh right thanks Briiaaannnnnn!" I say, before looking at the ground, Did I just... Not stutter? What the hell..? I shake my head slightly for a moment

Toby? You alright..?

Yes I am thank you for being the only nice voice 34. Wait did Brian say something? Fuck I distracted myself. What the fuck am I being stupid? Wait yes?

Okay im having a stroke in my head I need to stop for a moment "What-t?"

I hear Brian sigh and lightly chuckle under my breath "I said don't call met that Tobias." Brian said. I flinched at him calling me that, Why did he call me that!?!?! Assssssssssssssssss holleeeeeeee!!!

"Then-n dont-t call me-e Tobias!!!!!!"

Brian growled slightly before I heard him begin to walk off, Growling slightly. I rest my hand on my hatchet, I don't want to do this stupid mission, why can't it be Masky? >:c

Toby stop thinking in emoticons.

NO FUCK YOU 23! >:D

You are a complete retard.

Fuck you.