Alberta:
-oil. Oil everywhere.
- Eskimos! ((The football team, you assholes!))
- Fucking cold winters. Sometimes it gets freeze-your-balls-off cold. I'm not kidding.
- Rachel Notley ((ewww))
- Fort McMurray aka the unstoppable force because its population survived A FUCKING FIRE!
- The bestest place to live IMO. But I could be biased... nah!
- Edmonton. That is all.

BC:
-Mountains out the ass.
- Chilliwack aka the place that doesn't even have an actual winter most of the time.
- home to the Greater Vancouver Zoo which has OTTERS! I cannot around otters.

Saskatchewan
-Flat land. Also farming.
- A sufficient lack of Daylight savings time.
-The Saskatchewan Roughriders ((ewww lol))

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