57. your friend stubs their toe, shrieking oww. you add the heehee before asking if they're okay

58. you've shunned your hater friends, then purposely blasted Tabloid Junkie in their face 

59. you get annoyed when people misspell the name Micheal

60. you call your radio station a million times to request mj songs

61. try to sneak him into every conversation topic you're having with someone

im sry... its ... cool

btw...i am starting to run out of relates... if yall have any plz tell me!!! 

next time...