“So remind me again Evan. What happened to your eye?” dad asked, raising an eyebrow as he stared at the shiner on my eye.

                “I ran into a door,” I lied.

                “I believe it,” mom grumbled, rolling her eyes at me.

                I pouted and slung my backpack over my shoulder. “Whatever. Rory’s here. Goodbye, parents.”

                “Goodbye, child,” mom said, shoving me towards the stairs.

                “Gah! You are a horrible mommy!” I whined.

                I went down the stairs, pulled my shoes on, and left the house. I got in Rory’s car and grinned widely at him.

                “I take it you and Sebastian are good again?” he asked.

                “Yes we are. We totally didn’t have s- You know what? I don’t care. I had sex with Sebastian Amsel!” I screamed joyfully.

                Rory sighed in annoyance. “Now I’m going to have to constantly hear about that, huh?”

                I nodded and then frowned. “Wait, I thought you were going to kill me for doing it?”

                Rory shook his head. “Nah. The guy proved himself.”

                “AW RORY YOU DO CARE ABOUT ME!” I cried happily, flinging my arms around him.

                “I’m driving you moron!” he snapped, shoving me off of himself. “And don’t get full of yourself. I just knew if he fucked you and then hurt you, I would never hear the end of it.”

                “Admit it Squidward. You like crabby patties,” I said, grinning at him.

                “Is it too late to get depressed Evan back?” Rory asked with a sigh.

                “HAPPY EVAN IS BACK AND HERE TO STAY! Especially with the way Sebastian can work his body. Oh, but I started it! Yea, I know how to work my boyfriend’s body,” I said, smiling happily at the thought of the way Sebastian reacted to my movements.

                “Lovely,” Rory said, pulling into the parking lot.

                We got out of his car and went into the school together. I couldn’t wipe the smile off of my face. I was so happy to be back with Sebastian.

                “Evan.”

                Arms wrapped around my waist and Sebastian pressed his lips to my neck. My smile got even wider, making my face hurt.

                I spun in his arms and kissed him deeply, wrapping my arms around his neck. He pulled away from my lips and smiled at me.

                “I’m glad to see you happy,” he said honestly.

                “Evan has a big mouth, you know. He told me about last night,” Rory said, glancing at Sebastian.

                Sebastian’s arms tightened around my waist, but he managed to keep a calm expression. “I assumed he would.”

                “Assuming makes an ass out of you and me!” I said sternly, flicking Sebastian’s nose.

                Sebastian pouted, looking so adorable that I couldn’t help but laugh. I kissed his nose and he rolled his eyes, smiling at me.

                Rory shrugged at Sebastian. “Just don’t do anything else stupid Sebastian,” he said.

                “I won’t,” Sebastian said seriously. “I’m not going to mess everything up again. I love Evan too much for that.”

                “AWWWWWW YOU’RE SO CUTE!” I gushed, hugging him tightly and kissing him.

                I pinched Sebastian’s cheek and smiled widely at him. “Who’s a cute Sebby? You are! You are! You’re a cute Sebby!”

                “I’m not a dog,” Sebastian said with a sigh, pulling my hand away from his cheek. “And don’t call me Sebby. My name is Sebastian.”

                “Psh, I’m going to start calling you Sebby from now on!” I said, cackling evilly.

                “Fine Evander,” Sebastian said, smirking.

                “OH MY GOD YOU’RE EVUL,” I cried in horror, slapping my hands over my ears. “Nargh! I hate my name! Don’t call me Evander!”

                “Then you can’t call me Sebby,” Sebastian said smugly.

                I narrowed my eyes at him and poked him in the chest. “It’s because of Liam, isn’t it? I knew that friggin’ brat was still trying to steal my man!”

                “That friggin’ brat is my little brother!” Murphy whined, stepping up next to Sebastian.

                “Your whole family is after my man. Well…it will never work! You can’t take Sebastian from me! He won’t go quietly!” I cried, hugging Sebastian to myself and glaring at Murphy.

                “Evan…he’s been my best friend for seven years,” Murphy said, rolling his eyes.

                “Well get a new best friend! Sebastian is mine. I’m going to lock him in a cage so that only I have access to him,” I said matter-of-factly.

                “I don’t know whether that’s creepy or kinky,” Sebastian said, wrapping an arm around my waist.

                “Oh! You know what would be awesome? If I was into that sadism shit. Like, I could handcuff you to my bed and beat you with a rubber chicken,” I said.

                “Rory, is it too late to return him to you?” Sebastian asked with a hopeless sigh.

                “Yes. I don’t want him back. I told you that he was your problem,” Rory said sternly.

                “You people should be fighting over me,” I grumbled. “I am sexy, amazing in bed, charismatic, and fun.”

                “I can agree with two of those,” Sebastian said, pecking my lips.

                “Sebastian, tell me you didn’t have sex with Evan,” Murphy said, face-palming himself.

                “IN YOUR FACE BITCH! I HAVE ONE THING NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE: SEBASTIAN KRISTIN AMSEL’S VIRGINITY!”

                “Kristof,” Sebastian corrected. “My middle name is Kristof, not Kristin.”

                “Ew, that’s weird. I’m changing it to Kristin. And you were a virgin, right?” I asked, narrowing my eyes at Sebastian suspiciously.

                “Naturally,” Sebastian said, kissing me. “And please stop trying to change my name, Evander.”

                “You are a butt,” I grumbled, pouting.

                The bell rang and I jumped into Sebastian’s arms in terror at the sudden noise. Sebastian caught me easily and raised an eyebrow at me.

                “A little jumpy there, Evan?” he asked, laughing.

                “No. I totally was not afraid of that bell or anything. I have, uh, ants in my pants. HAHAHA I’M A POET AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT. GET IT SEBASTIAN? GET IT?” I laughed at how funny I was.

                “You’re a special one Evan,” he said, kissing me before setting me down and shoving me towards Rory. “See you at lunch.” He winked at me before he and Murphy walked away to get to class.

                “Stop watching Sebastian’s ass, and let’s go to first period already,” Rory said in annoyance, grabbing my hand and dragging me to first period.

                I waited impatiently until it was time for lunch. I pretty much launched out of my seat and into Sebastian’s arms once he had neared the table.

                Sebastian stumbled back as he caught me. He sighed and smiled down at me, kissing my deeply. He playfully shoved me back into my seat before sitting across from me.

                “Aw, Evan’s a typical clingy boyfriend. How cute,” Murphy said, rolling his eyes at me.

                “You’re just jealous because you, Liam, and Cecilia will never have him!” I said, grabbing Sebastian’s hand and squeezing it gently.

                “I don’t know Evan. I don’t think any of the O’Doherty’s would handcuff me to a bed and beat me with a rubber chicken,” Sebastian said, raising an eyebrow at me.

                “What, you don’t like that? Okay, fine. What about me chaining you to my basement ceiling you and whipping you?” I asked seriously.

                Sebastian rubbed the back of his neck nervously. “That doesn’t sound pleasant.”

                I laughed and he relaxed, realizing that I was just kidding. Well duh I was just kidding! I ain’t about that kinky sadistic life.

                We ate lunch before heading off to our next period class. When the end of the day came, Rory and I drove to Murphy’s house. His dad let us in and we went down to the basement.

                I grinned at Cecilia as I skipped over to Sebastian and dropped on his lap. She glared at me in hate, but didn’t say anything.

                THAT’S RIGHT BITCH. BE SILENCED BY MY STRIKING APPEARANCE.

                I gave Sebastian a kiss in greeting before resting my head on his shoulder. He wrapped his arms around me and sighed.

                “Evan, behave,” he said, kissing my cheek.

                “I am behaving!” I whined.

                “Sebby! Murphy! Guess what?!” Liam cried, rushing down the stairs with a plastic baggie in his hand.

                “What Liam?” Sebastian and Murphy asked at the same time.

                Liam paused and glared at me before grinning smugly. He flashed the plastic baggie for everyone to see.

                “I lost my tooth today. The one that’s been loose for a few days,” he said, giving me a look that said he thought he’d just won the lottery or something.

                “Yea, and I lost my virginity. So suck it, kid,” I said, smirking.

                “Evan,” Murphy said, slapping his hands over Liam’s ears and rolling his eyes. “He’s seven. Don’t give him dirty images.”

                “Evan and seven rhyme!” I cried in excitement, bouncing up and down.

                Sebastian let out a choked noise. I glanced at him curiously before grinning, realizing that my bouncing on his lap could apparently excite him.

                I began to bounce again and Sebastian held me down roughly, glaring at me. I smiled innocently. Play innocent, Evan! He’ll never find out!

                “Evan. Stop bouncing on me before we have a serious problem,” he hissed.

                “I don’t know what you’re talking about Sebastian. I wasn’t bouncing on you because I enjoy your sexual frustrations or anything. Nope, that would be rude of me. Come on rude boy, boy is you big enough? HA. I’m so funny. Get it? Okay, yea, I admit, I was totally doing that on purpose. Jeez Sebastian! You might as well be a friggin’ interrogator!” I whined, pouting.

                Sebastian kissed me and rolled his eyes. “How many times do I have to tell you to behave?”

                “Evan never behaves. Haven’t you learned that yet?” Rory asked in annoyance.

                Liam pulled Murphy’s hands off of his ears and bounced over to me and Sebastian. He glared at me.

                “Move!” he commanded.

                “Make me!” I growled. Friggin’ brat.

                Liam raised an eyebrow at me. With his baby face, his light green eyes, his slightly messy hair, and his Naruto T-shirt, he actually looked really adorable. But I knew how evil he was. Oh, I knew.

                “You brought it on yourself dummy,” he said with a shrug. His hands shot out and gripped my legs, pulling them. I went tumbling off of Sebastian and crashed onto the floor with a groan.

                Liam jumped over me, landing in Sebastian’s lap and smiling happily. “See Sebastian? I lost my tooth today!” He held up the plastic baggie.

                “Dying on the floor!” I snapped.

                “Evan, I don’t understand how a little kid keeps overpowering you,” Rory said, shaking his head at me.

                “Because Evan’s pathetic,” Cecilia said, smirking down at me.

                “Yea he is!” Liam agreed eagerly, bouncing in Sebastian’s lap.

                WHOA. Bouncing in Sebastian’s lap was my way to turn him on you friggin’ brat! Oh that is so it!

                I pushed myself to my feet and moved to storm away from everyone and go upstairs. I would pretend to be mad at Sebastian and then he would come after me and ditch the O’Doherty losers. Mwahahaha I’m an evil genius!

                But then I felt myself tripping over my own feet and descending back towards the floor. Sigh. I don’t even know why I try anymore. Well face, prepare to meet carpet. Again.

                Arms wrapped around me and pulled me upright. Sebastian sighed and sat down with me in his lap. Liam was standing and pouting.

                “I thought I was going to have to introduce my face to the carpet again!” I said, frowning.

                “When have I ever let you fall on your face? I always catch you,” Sebastian said, honestly looking a little offended.

                I kissed him deeply. “Well, you let Liam throw me to the ground!”

                “That’s different. When you trip over yourself, I always catch you. When Liam throws you…well, you do taunt him,” he said, ruffling Liam’s hair. Liam smirked triumphantly at me as he dropped onto the couch and cuddled up next to Sebastian.

                “Friggin’ brat,” I grumbled.

                “I love him like a brother and I love you like…well, you know,” Sebastian said, winking and kissing my cheek.

                “I love it when you love me,” I said, smirking and placing my hand on his thigh. I slowly began to slide my hand up his thigh, and he sucked in a breath.

                “Evan, you’re being very naughty today,” he hissed, grabbing my hand and giving it a light squeeze.

                “Evan, I’ve got to head out. Are you coming with me?” Rory asked, facing me. He had been talking to Cecilia, the stupid traitor!

                “Hell no! I’m not riding with you when you’re going behind my back with that bitch!” I whined.

                “Shut up you narcissistic idiot,” Cecilia said, glaring at me.

                “I’m the most modest person you could ever hope to meet,” I scoffed. How could she even call ME narcissistic? I was so modest. People wondered how I did it, but it just came naturally to me.

                “We’re leaving,” Sebastian said, standing up with me. “I sincerely apologize for him, Cecilia. He doesn’t have a filter between his brain and his mouth.”

                “You could do so much better Sebby,” Cecilia said sincerely.

                “He doesn’t like to be called Sebby! And better with who? You? You have a cooter, in case you forgot. Sebastian is GAY,” I said, wrapping my arms around him protectively. I turned my head and kissed Sebastian deeply. “Don’t worry Sebastian, I’ll protect you from the scary girl.” I pat his head reassuringly.

                “That’s very kind of you Evan. I appreciate it,” Sebastian said. He rolled his eyes and waved to everyone before dragging me out of the house, Rory following behind us.

                “You’re such an idiot Evan,” Rory said, shaking his head at me as he unlocked his car.

                “Shushshushshush! You’re just jealous because you’re single,” I said, smirking. “But I guess it’s not a surprise that you’re always single. You’re ugly as hell. I’ve seen roadkill that’s sexier than you.”

                “Evan, I’m single because I choose to be. Now, I’m leaving because I have to help my mom and dad paint the basement, and also because you annoy me and I hate being around you for extended periods of time. Goodbye, and good luck Sebastian,” Rory said, getting in his car and shutting the door.

                “He is so mean to me!” I whined as I got in Sebastian’s car with him. “I mean, I’m such a good best friend to him all the time! I’m encouraging, I’m fun, I’m nice to him, I listen to his problems, I put him before me, I’m considerate. And he just treats me like shit! He should be grateful I don’t get a new best friend. Maybe I’ll take Murphy instead.”

                “Murph is my best friend Evan, and I’ll share most things with you, but not him,” Sebastian said, laughing. “Besides, I think you and Rory are closer than you guys let on.”

                “Are you suggesting that I had a fling with Rory?” I asked in horror. I smacked my head against the window in an attempt to get that nasty image out of my head.

                “No,” Sebastian said, pulling me away from the window before I could smack my head against it again. “You two have a brotherly relationship, not a romantic one.”

                We got to his house and got out of the car. Sebastian took my hand in his and we went into the house together and up to his living room.

                “Mom, dad, is it alright if Evan stays for dinner?” Sebastian asked. His parents were sitting on the couch together, his dad typing away on a laptop and his mom reading a book.

                “Of course, Sebastian,” his mom said, giving him a small smile.

                “Thank you,” Sebastian said before taking me to his room.

                He laid on his bed and opened his arms up. I dove into them and snuggled against Sebastian, kissing him lovingly.

                “Evan, I love you. I’m really glad we’re together. I’ve never been so happy before,” he said, giving me an honest smile and kissing me.

                “AWWWWW YOU’RE SO CUTE!” I squealed eagerly.

                I smiled happily at him. “I love you too Sebastian. I’m glad I was creepily obsessed with you for so long. You’re the only boy I want. Oh, I don’t want a girl, either. Just you. And your sexy body. But mostly you as a person. The body is just a bonus.”

                Sebastian chuckled and kissed me. I rested my head on his chest as he gently ran his hand through my hair, lightly messaging my back with his other hand.

                I looked into Sebastian’s eyes, seeing the happiness and love in them. He was really in love with me, and I was really in love with him.

                And suddenly, I didn’t care how we had gotten together. The fact was that we WERE together, and I was damn happy about it. Sebastian was all I ever wanted, and I would never leave him. He was the only boy I ever had loved or ever would love.

                He was the Pikachu to my Ash, the butter to my toast, the dick to my ass, the cocaine to my Charlie Sheen, the-

                Well, you get the point. I loved the guy, and he and I were perfect for each other.

                I kissed Sebastian deeply, and he immediately kissed me back. We didn’t need words to convey our feelings for each other. I could see it in his eyes, and feel it in his kiss.

                Oh my god Sebastian was turning me into a cliché girl. Curse you, sexy, romantic boyfriend of mine.

                “I love you,” we said at the same time as we pulled away from each other. We smiled, both knowing that it was a true statement.

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A.N.- The next chapter will be the last one. Wahhhh I don't want it to end, I love writing this story, and I love Evan :c  Which character are you guys going to miss the most and why? :c