It is literally 2 AM, and I have my first major cell biology exam in the morning.

Again, why do I always do this to myself?

This isn't a typical book I write, but by popular demand, people want to know short stories about my chaotic life. I don't know why, and if you're reading this, you're insane.

Also, my friends heavily wanted this too. I told them to read my original, one of a kind books, but they'd rather have exposing stories about our campus life. They're insane too. You already have a lot in common.

Before we begin, let's have some disclaimers since I know people are going to hunt me after this. Although many of the stories are based on real events, a lot of it is also creative liberty from myself. I changed the names for privacy purposes, and there may be some borderline offensive dialogue tags and jokes.

PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, TRIGGERED, AND HATE ME.

I'm hella busy, and I'd rather not have my email flooded with negative comments. LET ME LIVE. THIS BOOK IS A JOKE.

Anyway, don't say I didn't warn you because I did. I might delete this after I gain sleep. Who knows?

Enjoy!