The three Alexs were all at one table. "This is so confusing!" Meghan said. "There are three Alexs!!!" "I have an idea!" the oldest Alex said. "He's cool Alex," he said, pointing at Meghan's brother. "I'm Alex the cool," he continued. "And she's meh, Alex." "That's not very nice!" Meghan said. "But it's true," said Alex. "He's Cool Alex, I'm Alex the Cool, and she's just, meh, Alex." I couldn't stop laughing. The boys were being mean to my friend, but it was still really funny. Later the boys went back to their place and we started throwing the football around. We played pass and then the boys joined in and we played keep away which was really fun!!!!
"Hey, it's Haley's birthday!" I said. "Its Haley Whaley's birthday?" Meghan's dad said. "Haley Whaley?" said Alex the cool, laughing. "Is that what you call her?" "Ya, sorta," I replied. "Her last name is Whalen, and there's 3 other Haleys at our school, so we call her Haley Whaley. Sometimes." "Is she fat like a whale?" teased Alex the cool. "No, she's actually really skinny," Meghan said. "That's what makes it funny," he said. "It would be mean if she was fat, but it's funny because she's skinny." "Don't tease her though," Meghan said. "Common, it's her 13th birthday, be nice to her." "Ok," he said, "but don't count on it."