A/N: Still co-created by norami_shizuko~!    

Enjoy~!

Parody of ‘What would Dad do for a hotdog?’ – Amazing World of Gumball

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It was yet another ordinary day in Camp Hetalia wherein the frozen food stock ran out, technically just the bacon. Peru was just about to go back to the city but the llamas somehow ran away to Prussia’s awesomeness than Peru’s gorgeousness.

The South American nation sulked practically the whole day until that some part of the day…..

Hawaii was simply on her bunk bed, playing her with her PSP when Peru entered Dorm 165 and looked around as if looking for someone. “Hey, Hawaii. Where’s Brazil?”

Hawaii paused her game and looked up to him. “I dunno. Probably with the others in the cafeteria.” She got something out of her backpack…..a plastic bag of bacon.

His eyes suddenly went up wide and he scrambled to Hawaii, his eyes looking longingly at the bacon.

“Bacooonnnn…..” He groaned continuously like a zombie. Hawaii nearly jumped but suddenly she got an idea. “What would you do for a bacon~?” Hawaii asked, getting a strip of bacon out and wiggle it in front of him.

Peru nearly drooled at the sight of it.

“Anything……”

WHAT WOULD PERU DO FOR A BACON? PART 1

Austria was going into some dorm secretly and when he entered that specific place, he saw Prussia and Germany there.

“Are you ready?” Prussia asked. Austria nodded and took off his clothes, revealing only sparkly purple boxers and he removed his glasses with sunglasses.

“Ready.”

Prussia and Germany followed the same process and Prussia clicked a switch on the radio.

German sparkle party!

German sparkle party!

German sparkle party!

The three nations danced under a dim room with disco lights and suddenly….

PERU JOINED THEM!

The three nations stopped dancing and the music stopped as they looked at Peru with a look. Peru shrugged at them. “What? I can be German too dudes.”

With that, THE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY CONTINUED!

Outside the window, Hawaii was there, videoing the whole thing. “Hehehe, this is so awesome!” She whispered.

“Aww…..I thought they were doing a threesome….”

“Hai, I agree….”

Hawaii turns around slowly to see Hungary and Japan frowning and holding up cameras. She gave them a shocking look.

“We can always make fanfictions.” Japan said, suddenly nose-bleeding. Hungary was grinning evilly.

“What the fuck?” Hawaii swore out loud.

WHAT WOULD PERU DO FOR A BACON? PART 2

Hawaii whispers Peru his other doing to get the bacon.

Peru pulls himself away from Hawaii with a shocked ace.

“No. Way. I. Am. Doing. That.”

Hawaii smirked and wiggled the bacon in front of his face. “You wanna have it?”

Peru drooled.

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“Hey uh….Switzerland?” Peru poked his head out of from the corner and the said nation turned to him, pausing from polishing his gun.

“Vhat is it, Peru?” The said nation looked at the gun and swallowed rather loudly. “There’s something I would like to say Switzerland…” Peru slowly walked in front of the said nation who raised a brow. “Okay…”

Peru did something that will surely piss the Swiss nation…

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HE GRABBED SWITZERLAND’S GUN AND BROKE IT IN HALF!

“DUDE, YOU SHOULD LIKE FREAKING STOP HURTING EVERYONE WITH YAH GUNS CUZ LIKE WTF MAN, YAH TRYING TO KILL SOMEBODAH!?!” Peru yelled at him in the most sassy way he could do.

“That’s all….” Peru finished. And……RAN AWAY.

Switzerland twitched his eye, shaking a bit and…..

HE LOST IT.

“YOU SON OF A----I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE YOU LITTLE---!!!!!”

And he chased Peru.

To who the hell knows where…

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Peru came back in Dorm 165 where Hawai waiting alone, she was grinning madly. Peru was covered with twigs, bruises and scars.

“I….am….never….ever…going…to…break….his…guns…” He said between pants.

Hawaii held the bacon and Peru drooled on it again.

“One last thing before I give you this bacon….”

“Anything….”

WHAT WOULD PERU DO FOR A BACON? PART  3

Peru poked his head in Barcelona’s and Amsterdam’s dorm, no one was there…

“Fudge, I need Amsterdam to do that-“

“What ‘that’?”

He spun around and saw Amsterdam blinking and puffing out smoke again as usual.

“This.” Peru got dangerously close to Amsterdam and kissed her nose. Amsterdam’s face grew hot and scarlet; you could swear there was smoke coming out of her ears.

“Thank you for your cooperation! Bye bye!” Peru skipped away, leaving the state flustered.

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Peru came back when Hawaii was fangirling at something at the camera. “So, uh, can I have it now?” Peru asked, practically begging for it.

Hawaii smirked. “Yeah, I think you earned it.” She said, tossing the bacon at Peru who caught it perfectly.

“Omnom…ah…” Peru sighed in relief in happiness.

“Now what would you do for this?” Hawaii asked, pulling out a golden bacon.

Peru drooled. “ANYTHING….” *O*

THE END! XD

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A/N: This is actually a bit rushed….So sorry for some stuff here that disappoints you or anything negative. *bows apologetically*

Thanks for reading, commenting, voting and putting this book in you RL/Library though.

MapleMochi-chan, signing off~! *two finger salutes*