A/N: Finally! An update! *le flips table* This small chappie is dedicated to Josh! Inspiration: Alice in Musicland (Vocaloid Musical)

Enjoy~!

P.S. Sorry for those characters that didn’t showed up here…

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South America opened his eyes to see his friends and siblings. “Ugh…..what happened?” He asked, wincing as he touched his head.

“Hungary accidently hit you with her frying pan.” Alderney informed blankly, eyes pointing at the said nation on South America’s side. Her green-olive eyes showed guilt.

“I’m so sorry, South America. I was actually trying to hit Prussia….”

South America mumbled a ‘It’s okay’ then sat up, groaning. “Maybe you should rest more….” Andorra said. “Maybe he just needs…BACON~!” Peru pushed three strips of bacon in front South America who pushed it away.

“No thanks, I’m not that hungry….”

“Okay….I never wanted to give it to you anyway!”

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South America is currently walking randomly around the camp site, his friends were doing who-the-hell-cares stuff. Suddenly he saw a red scarf and brown hair flowing in the wind.

“Andorra?”

The said girl stopped. “Wait, she could hear from here?” Andorra turned, she was brownish clothes but still kept the scarf……she has rabbit ears?! O_O

She suddenly got something out of her vest pocket, looking at a golden pocket watch. “Oh my goodness! I’m late!” She started running. “I have no time to say hello or goodbye cause I’M LATE!”

“H-Hey! W-Wait up!” South America started chasing her for no reason. She jumped feet-first in the hole and South America stopped in front of it.

“How the hell am I supposed to fit in there?”

He went all fours and tried to find the micro nation by gently poking his head in the hole only to be trip right in!

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OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE FALLING SHIT!

South America expected he would find a table with a cake that makes you bigger and a drink that makes you smaller but he found TWO BACONS! One’s big and one’s smaller.

“What the heck?”

It was a good thing he wasn’t dumb XD he took the key and the large bacon (just in case) and ate the smaller one. He shrunk, rushed to the door, unlocked it and entered.

He looked at the surroundings, flowers, trees and anything else in nature was everywhere! Birds and butterflies fluttered around. He soon spotted the Andorra the rabbit running to the forest and so the chase continued.

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South America bent slight, one hand on knee other for wiping sweat away from his forehead. He lost Andorra and can’t seem to find her anywhere.

He sat on a log to rest and to catch his breath. “Where am I exactly?”

“Hiya~! I’m Twinkle Peru Dee~! And I love bacon~!” He suddenly saw Peru in front of him, eating bacon.

“I’m Twinkle Brazil Dum~! And I love bacon too~!” Brazil then appeared, eating bacon.

“And you’re in……..BACONLAND~! Wait….that was wrong….” Peru grabbed his chin in thought.

South America sweat-dropped.

“Wait, I got it! LLAMALAND~!” Peru’s eyes sparkled, llamas starting floating around him.

Brazil sighed. “He’s in Wonderland you idiot!”

“Um…have you seen a rabbit passing b-?”

“Gonna go, bai~!” Brazil skipped away, dragging Peru away. “H-Hey w-wait!” South America started chasing them but got lost again.

“WTF?! O_O”

“Who are you?” South America turned to see Alderney clad in blue and sitting on a large mushroom.

“What?” He was dumbfounded, why is she smoking?

“Who.Are.You?” She started puffing out smoke every time she said a word, blowing them right on his face causing him to close his eyes, coughing.

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When he opened his eyes again he found himself standing in front of a table with all kinds of utensils used for tea time and deserts (most of them are bacon for some reason).

“Have some tea!” He turned to see Hawaii in front of him. “What?”

“Drink it!”

He quickly drank it, only to cough it out. “I see; you’re into normal tastes….” She started skipping to some part of the table. South America was going to ask her when he suddenly saw Andorra eating bacon then ran away, checking her pocket watch again.

“Wait!” South America started chasing her again only to find himself lost again.

“Why the heck do I always get lost?!” He yelled. The sky became dark and the forest got creepy.

“Vhat brings jou here~?” He turned around to see Prussia with white cat ears and tail. “P-Prussia?!”

The half feline blinked. “Nein. I’m not ‘Prussia’….I’m zhe awesome Gilbert, zhe awesome Cheshire cat~!”

He got closer to South America, red eyes scanning up and down. “And jou, unawesome boy, are not from here~” He leaned back, disappearing.

South America widened his eyes. “D-Don’t leave! A-At least tell me where I a-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!” He suddenly fell down in a hole that suddenly appeared under him.

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AH FUCK WITH THE PERIODS!

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“-merica….South America!” The said nation opened his eyes to see America looming over him.

“Ugh….what happened?” South America sat up, holding his head.

“I just saw your head stuck in that hole over there.” America pointed to the hole the bunny-eared Andorra jumped in.

“Oh….I guessed it was just all a dream…” South America started laughing. His brother blinked.

“Whatever dude, let’s go.” America helped his brother up and they walked together back to their dorm.