BANG! The dorm door smashed open. “GOOD MORNING WORLD~! I’M READY~!” Peru marched outside, pink flowers flying around him.

He marched to the girls’ dorm where Brazil is.

BANG! He smashed the door open. “YO BRAZIL YOU THERE?!”

“PERVERT!” The girls (expect for Brazil, she’s still sleeping) throw random stuff at the South American nation causing him to run away.

“I’LL MEET YOU AT THE CAFETERIA, BRAZIL!”

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Peru happily walked in the cafeteria, grabbed a tray and went to the line.

“200 STRIPS OF BACON PLEASE~!” He exclaimed happily to the cafeteria lady.

“I-I’m sorry, sir….But we….” She started mumbling something.

Peru blinked. “What?”

“We have no more bacon….”

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“Can you repeat that, I think I didn’t hear it….”

“We have no mor-“

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Uh sir?”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”

Brazil suddenly appeared and slapped Peru on the face.

“I’m sorry cafeteria lady; my bro’s just gorgeously yelled his gorgeous voice. Now, if you can excuse us….” Brazil started dragging him outside the cafeteria.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”

“Would ya stop yellin? I thought I knocked you out!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I GORGEOUSLY REVIED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

Brazil face palmed. “This is no time to be gorgeously yelling and moping….what’s wrong anyway?”

O_O “You don’t know? THERE’S NO MORE-Shit I can’t even say it!”

Brazil: -_-

“But you’re right, Brazil.” Peru stood up in full height, his hair flowed with the wind. “I SHALL HAVE MY BACON BACK.”

Suddenly a llama appeared and Peru climbed on it. “I shall go back to the city!”

“But the city is hundred miles away!”

“THE POWER OF GORGEOUSNESS AND LLAMAS WILL TAKE ME THERE! Brazil, pull the llama’s tail.” Peru commanded and Brazil pulled the tail.

“QUICK LLAMA, TO BACON!!!!!!” Peru yelled, a rainbow appeared behind the llama addicted nation and the llama as they trotted away.

“WTF?!?!? O_O” Brazil was left there shocked.

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In the end, Peru and the llama didn’t make it to the city……..because there was a convenience store about halfway to the city. Peru bought all the bacon and got it free because he was gorgeous! XD

THE END