A/N: The pranks suck right?

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Enjoy!

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The next morning, we look inside the boys’ dorm. We hear light snoring and birds chirping. We watch England sleeping peacefully. He woke up, sat straight and rubbed his eyes as he lazily put on his bed shoes…

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Only to feel something gross inside the shoes! His eyes widened, he lifted his foot up, it looked like there’s………OIL?!?

“AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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“What was that?” Andorra asked, looking in the boys’ dorm direction.

“Meh, who cares….” Portugal replied, carrying a box of supplies with Andorra to the kitchen.

“Thanks for helping, Portugal.” Andorra smiled, lowering her box to a nearby table. “You forced me to…” Portugal mumbled. “Ehhhh~?” Andorra’s innocent gaze stared back at Portugal’s.

“Hola Portugal and Andorra~!” A familiar voice greeted them. They both turned to find………………SPAIN!

“Spain onii-chan! What are you doing here?” Andorra asked, walking closer to her half-brother.

“I decided to work here and France and Prussia forced me to join. It’s lucky I was able to make it to the enrollment date!” He smiled, putting down the big pot to the nearby table and wiped his hands with the hem of his apron.

“Ah……” Andorra simply replied.

“So, how was-?” Spain stopped in mid-sentence when Portugal punched him in the face.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE GONNA RUIN MY SUMMER AGAIN, YOU IDIOTA!” Andorra tried to keep her from punching Spain again.

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“Fuck you, fuck you Spain……” Portugal mumbled as she and her half-sister walked back to their dorm.

 “Seriously America, OIL?!” The two European countries looked at the direction of England’s voice. He appears to be scolding at America who simply munched on a hamburger.

“I’m going to wash my feet and this isn’t over yet you git!!!!” England yelled as he stomped his way to the bathroom, his shoes in hand.

“That prank was priceless!” America said to himself then took another bite of his burger. Then he saw Portugal and Andorra, he waved. “’Sup dudes!”

“H-Hola America…” Andorra greeted. “It’s Ola….” Portugal corrected.

“You were pranking on England?” –Andorra

“Yeah! And it was AWESOME!” He said then walked to the trash can to throw the hamburger wrapper, but before he could take one step, something gripped on his ankle and lifted him up upside down.

“No, ZHAT is awesome!” Prussia appeared behind the tree, laughing at America.

Andorra giggled. “Playing pranks sounds cool...”

“SOUNDS? It’s SOOOO cool!” Portugal said.

Andorra giggled again. “I remembered one time that you were pranking Spain by pouring wine on him but Norway ended up being the victim.”

Portugal remembered. “Yeah….the punishment was not really pretty….” She shuddered.

“Hahaha, yeah. NOW HELP ME GET DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!” America yelled, arms waving. Prussia was still laughing on the ground.

The four of them walked to the cafeteria and went to their separate ways.

“Ola guys.” Portugal greeted her group of friends already on the table. “Hey Portugal!” Brazil greeted. “BACON’S AWESOME!!!!!!” Peru randomly yelled.

“Hey, did you hear? America pranked England with OIL!” South America informed, laughing as he did.

“Yeah, we did.” Portugal replied, drinking some wine.

“So, Spain is your brother?” Peru asked, munching on his bacon.

“HOW DID YOU KNOW DAT?!?!?” –Portugal: O_O

 “Well for one: I’m friends with Brazil and two: We are roommates.” Peru said fingers up.

“Fuck….” Portugal mumbled; she then ate some oranges.

“YEHEY! MANGO-FLO-!”-Philippines

BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!! Her mango-float exploded onto her face.

O_________________O –expression of the peeps in the cafeteria

“PUTANG INA! WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!” Philippines yelled, standing up and glaring at everyone.

Everyone else innocently pointed at America.

“What?! Why me?! I didn’t do anything!” America defended. “It IS always you, you git! This morning you pranked me and yet you are not satisfied!” England yelled.

“Or, it could’ve been YOU!” America pointed at England.

“Why the bloody hell is it me?!”

“You did the prank so everybody will think I did it!”

“Heh. That was a wonderful answer, America. But, it wasn’t ME!!!!!”

“LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!!!”

“I SAID IT WASN’T M-!”

SPLASSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Suddenly tea poured on England. “SHIT! BLOODY HOT!!!!!” England began jumped and flailing his arms around in panic.

Somewhere nearby, Finland covered Sealand’s ears.

“So, it WASN’T England!” America said. “I TOLD YOU IT WASN’T ME YOU GIT!!!!”

“So it must be…….PORTUGAL!!!!!!” America pointed. Portugal stood.

“Why the hell is it me?!”

“I remember Andorra said you poured wine at Norway the SAME WAY you poured England tea!”

“DON’T REMIND ME!!!!!” Norway yelled from somewhere.

O___________________O –peeps are shocked dat America was SO smart

“I wouldn’t do that! At least if England deserves it….” Portugal said, crossing her arms.

“IGGY DERSERVES IT ALRIGHT!”

“WHAT DID I DO TO BE PRANKED?!!?! TWICE?!??!’ England yelled, trying to wipe tea away with a tissue.

“So if America, England and Portugal didn’t do it, who di-?”  Alderney stopped in mid-sentence only to be hit by a flying sack of powder on her face.

“ALRIGHT! WHO DID THAT?!?!?!” She yelled, spitting out powder out of her mouth.

“He’s getting away!” Hawaii pointed a black coated retreater running out of the exit.

Hawaii chased him, soon she was gaining, reaching for the-

YONK!!!! Hawaii was hung up upside down by a trap!!!!!

“Seriously?!!?! WHY NOW!!!???” Hawaii whined, flailing her arms around

-_- “- peeps expression.

“Hey….is that Prussia’s trap?” Andorra asked.

“Yeah….it is….” Portugal said then she pondered.

“Speaking of Prussia, where is he?” America asked.

Suddenly they all heard a toilet flushed from the C.R. and Prussia came out whistling.

Prussia stopped only to be stared at. “Uh….did I miss something?”

“GET HIM!!!!” Portugal yelled, tackling the confused albino nation.

“DON’T FORGET ME!!!!!!!!!!” Hawaii whined.

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A light beamed over Prussia as he squinted his eyes.

“IT IS YOU, ISN’T? YOU DID ALL THOSE PRANKS, DID YOU PRUSSIA?!” Alderney yelled on Prussia’s face.

“What?! Pranks? The only prank I did was hanging America upside down and maybe some at Austria….”

“I asked you a simple question…..DID YOU DID ALL THOSE PRANKS?!?!?!”

“AHHHHH!!!! I-I-I SWEAR! ZHE AWESOME ME DIDN’T DO THOSE NOT-SO-AWESOME PRANKS!!!!”

“THERE IS NO ONE ELSE WHO COULD’VE DONE THOSE PRANKS!!!!!!”

“B-But, A-Alderney he was in the washroom the whole time, how could’ve he done that?” Andorra stammered.

“There’s a window in the washroom, he could’ve gone out there!” Alderney answered, pointing at the said washroom and closing her eyes.

“But the window is too small to let Prussia out!” South America countered.

“WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!?” Portugal yelled.

“What the-? I’m at your side!” –South America

“Then stop saying geeky stuff!” –Portugal

“Would you like some wine, ma’am?”

“Thank you.”

Portugal drank the mug. “Uh…something’s messing up with the grapes…” She commented, her tongue out in disgust. When she put the mug down. The others snickered.

“What? What are you looking at?” –Portugal

“Umm….” Andorra gave Portugal a mirror, who accepted to find….

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A MUSTACHE DRAWN BY MARKER INK!

“Que porra?!” (What the fuck?!) Portugal cursed out loud then she turned around to find the door opened and a firgure retreating.

“GET BACK HERE IDIOTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” She started to chase the culpirt, followed by the others only to fall down a hole with the others in it.

“Uh....did anyone even notice how did that guy give you wine in a STORAGE ROOM?” South America awkwardly asked.

“SHUT. UP.” Everybody but Andorra said.

“I’M HUNGRY FOR BACON!!!!!” Peru whined.

“SERIOUSLY PERU?!?!” Brazil then yelled at Peru.

“GET ZHE AWESOME ME OUTTA THESE NOT-SO-AWESOME ROPES!!!!!!”