WARNING, CURSING.
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H.M.-Heather McNamara
H.D.- Heather Duke
H.C.- Heather Chandler

From the musical Heathers

Lyrics,

*talking

H.C.: Are we going to have a problem? You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far.
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice.
Here's some advice.
Listen up, biotch.

*singing

H.D. & H.M. : I like!

H.C.: Lookin' hot.
Buying stuff they cannot.

H.D. & H.M. : I like!

H.C. : Drinkin' hard.
Maxin' dad's credit card.

H.D. & H.M. : I like!

H.C.: Skippin' gym.
Scaring her.
Screwing him.

H.D. & H.M. : I like!

H.C. : Killer clothes.

All: Kickn' nerds in the nose!

H.C. : If you lack the balls.
You can go play dolls.
Let your mommy fix you a snack.

H.D. & H.M.: Woah!

H.C.: Or you could come smoke.
Pound some rum and coke.
In my Porsha with the quarterback.

All: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not loser anymore.
Than step into my candy store.

H.C. & H.M. : Guys fall.

H.D. : At your feet.
Pay the check.

H.M. : Help you cheat.

All: All you

H.D. : Have to do

H.C. : Say goodbye to Shamoo

All: That freak's

H.M.: Not your friend.
I can tell in the end.

All: If she

H.M.: Had your shot

All: She would leave you to rot.

H.M. : 'Course if you don't care.
Fine!
Go braid her hair.
Maybe Sesame Street is in.

All: Woah!

H.M.: Or forget that creep

H.D.: And get in my Jeep.

H.C.: Let's go tear up someone's lawn.

All: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, Whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store.
You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore.
Than step into my candy store.

H.C.: You can join the team

H.D. & H.M.: Or you can bitch and moan.

H.C.: You can live the dream.

H.D. & H.M.: Or you can die alone.

H.C.: You can fly with eagles

All: Or if you prefer

H.C.: Keep on testing me

H.M. & H.D.: And end up like her

*talking

Martha: Veronica look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he's been thinking about me.

Veronica: Color me stoked.

Martha: I'm so happy!

*Singing

All: Woah!

H.D.: Honey, whatchu waiting fo-

H.C. : SHUT UP HEATHER!

*Same time

H.C.: Step into my candy store!
Oooh woah!
Woah oh oh!

H.M. & H.D. :  Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore.
Than step into my candy store.

All: It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store!

End of song