"Daddy!" Kaleb said and I hummed as he hugged my leg. "Who are they?" He asked as he pointed at the four gus on my couch.

"Daddy's friends papa, it's alright." I promised and ruffled his dark, curly hair. "Where did your sister go?"

"I'm eating your pudding daddy."

"Dude..." Ashton trailed off and I laughed. "You don't eat a man's pudding." He commented and I shook my head.

"It's okay, I have more." I told them and Kaleb asked if he could have one. "Yeah, go ahead baby, just put your dishes in the sink okay?"

He nodded and then ran into the kitchen as Kanani happily sat beside Luke and Calum. "I like your shirt." Luke told her since it had a little Nirvana symbol on it, and she smiled at him.

"I like your face, it's pretty."

I widened my eyes as they all laughed as Luke nodded softly, laughing quietly as he scratched underneath his chin. "Thank you, my mum and dad gave it to me when I was a baby, but I grew it myself."

"My mommy and daddy give me pudding, it's almost as good as your face." She said and Michael laughed louder.

"Connor, I freakin' love your kids man. They're hilarious." He said and I shook my head.

"Nana, you can't just tell someone that." I told her and she looked at me. "It's nice but it's weird."

"But it's true daddy! You said to always tell the truth." She told me and stuck her bottom lip out in a pout.

"But daddy said no boys, especially ones my age." I told her and she scrunched her nose up.

"You're old, daddy."

"So is Luke's pretty face, but that didn't stop you. Luke's gonna be as old as your dad this year." Michael told her and she stood up, immediately leaving him alone. "Okay... she's breaking hearts when she grows up."

"Broke my heart already." Luke pretended to cry and Calum snickered. "Just cause I'm old." He sniffled and Ashton nodded as he took a drink of his beer.

"Mikey? Can you open this?" I heard Kaleb ask as I set up my camera. "Daddy's busy."

"Never too busy for you baby boy." I chuckled as I felt someone tug on my shirt. "Nani? Is that you?"

"Are you making video daddy?"

"Yes sweetheart. Or at least, trying to set up one for now." I told her and she asked if she could be in it. "Sure, just no sitting near Luke."

"He's old, I'll sit alone."

I heard one of the guys choke on their drink and I looked. "Ya'll good? If you die here, I can get sued and I'm not trying to go to jail for attempted murder." I told them and Michael nodded.

"We're fine. Luke's just dealing with heartbreak right now, and Calum can't hold his liquor." He told me and Nani sat down on the floor as she played with her hair. "Hey Nani, where's your mama?"

"Work." She answered and he nodded. "I wanna be an astronaut."

"An astronaut?" Calum asked and I looked at them after I finished setting my camera up. I focused it and then zoomed it in so it didn't aeem so far away. "Why an astronaut?"

"Cause I wanna walk on the moon." She giggled and I nodded. "It's so pretty."

"If it prettier than Luke's face?" Ashton asked and I rolled my eyes. "His face is really pretty."

"Prettier than all of your faces."

"That's just cold." Michael told her and she squealed. "Did you call me ugly? Hmm?"

"Daddy! Mikey's tickling me! Tell him to stop!" She screamed and I looked at the two. "Mikey!"

"You shouldn't have called him ugly." I told her and Kaleb stood beside me as he ate his pudding slower than usual. "Are you okay baby boy? Anything wrong?"

He shook his head and I bent down as I looked at him. "Shy?" I asked quietly and he nodded. "It's okay papa, they're nice, I promise. Don't worry about them."

"Daddy?" He asked and I hummed. "You look like him." He told me as he pointed to Calum.

"Scale of one to ten?" I asked and he looked between us as the guys talked to Nani about being an astronaut.

"Nine." He answered and I nodded. "Can I go in my room?"

"Of course bubba, I'm not gonna force you to be on camera." I told him and kissed his head. "I'm turning the camera on now, alright?"

He ran upstairs and I chuckled. "Is he okay?" Calum asked and I nodded as I stood up.

"Yeah, he's just shy. He doesn't like being in camera much." I told him and he nodded. "Nani could document every moment of her life, she doesn't care."

"Ready?" I asked and Luke asked if we were doing one take or a bunch. "I'm a one take kinda guy, then just edit out whatever I need to. Normally I leave all the dumb stuff in since fans like calling me an idiot."

"Alright, I'm ready." Calum agreed as he hid his beer behind my head as I sat on the floor swth my daughter on my lap.

I started the camera and I smiled. "Bet you missed my face from the last video," I said and laughed. "Here's four more you'll probably recognize, my dear friends-"

"5sos!" Nani shouted and I heard Ashton coo at how adorable she was. "My favourite band."

"She called Luke pretty earlier, it was the best thing in the world." Michael said ND Nani shushed him.

"Highlight of my entire life, but then she left cause I was old." Luke sighed and shook his head as Ashton starting singing some song.

"Heartbreak girl-"

I rolled my eyes as I laughed, pulling my phone out as they quieted down after Nani told them to. "Yes mother." Calum told her and Nani giggled as she looked back at the camera.

"What are a doing today, daddy?"

"We are going to sit here and talk to our fans, andwering questions and other things that go through the minds of teenage girls." I told her and she nodded.

"Teenage girls scare me sometimes." Michael told us and I agreed as we all pulled out phone out. "Who goes first?"

"Luke," I said and he hummed as I read a 'would you rather' question, liking it right after. "Would you rather quit the band but have all the money in the world or have all your money taken away but still be inside of 5 Seconds of Summer?"

"Shit-"

"Can we swear?" Ashton asked and Nani nodded her head. "Okay. Okay... just making sure."

"I think I'd have to keep my money guys. My rent and phone bill is due in a few days, I need it." He said and they all gasped in offence as I nodded, agreeing with his logic. "We can just start a new band and name it something else."

"Loophole!" Ashton cheered and I nodded as I handed my phone to Nani. "Luke, your turn, read a question.

"Ashton," he said and Ashton's smile fell, giving his best friend a glare. "Would you rather have feet for hands or hands for feet?"

"I'm already this huge, hairy dude, give me hand for feet and we can put me in a cage." He told him and we all laughed as he began making monkey noises.

"Wait but... feet for hands, if your legs get tired, you can use your arms." Michael said and I agreed.

"I reckon hand for feet is the best option, cause if you had feet for hands you'd need to buy more shoes and match those too." Calum said and I laughed.

"You can only wear so many converse at once." I nodded and Ashton looked at his phone. "Like the tweet after you answer." I told them and they nodded.

"This is for Calum and Connor," Ashton said and at looked at each other. "This is a real, legitimate question. Illuminati kind of question."

"Well tell them it already!" Michael rushed and Ash nodded as he read it.

"Why do you guys look like you could be twins?"

"Maybe we are." I answered after thinking abouy the answer and laughed. "We don't know."

"We could be related." Calum agreed and set a hand on my shoulder. "Let's pull a Parent Trap move. I'll be you and you can be me."

"I'm down, just don't touch my girlfriend and we're good." I agreed abs he cheered as Ashton told Calum to read a question.

"This is for Mikey, hey Mike, why do you suck?" Calum asked as I began to braid Nani's hair.

"I suck cause you're in my band and drain the life out of me every single day." He told him and I turned around, seeing Calum's eyes widen.

"You got told." Nani said nonchantly, and for some reason, it was so much funnier coming from her instead of anyone else in the room.

"This is for Nani," Michael said and I rose an eyebrow at him. "Why are you just as sassy as your dad?"

"Cause he's my daddy and tells me I'm a princess." She said and grinned. "Princesses can do whatever they want and I wanna be sassy."

"That's my girl, I'm so proud." I told her and she smiled ands she looked up at me. "Wanna read a question, doll?"

She nodded and she turned my phone on. "Let me un-"

I quieted down when she unlocked my phone and I looked at the guys in shock. "Did she know your password?" Calum asked as the others gaped at her.

"How do you know my password?" I asked and she shrugged. "Nani-"

"Shh, I'm reading." She told me and I held a hand to my chest. "If-If you could um could change anything in the world, what do you wanna change?" She asked and I grumbled.

"The password to my phone is one of them." I said and Nani held my phone to her chest as she shook her head. "What would you guys change?"

"I'd wanna be a girl." Michael said and we all just looked at him. "What's it like to have boobs and stuff?"

"Stuff." Luke laughed and Michael nodded. "I think I'd change... music. It's changing to an electronic thing and it's kinda weird. I like guitar music." He said and Calum hummed.

"I'd change... maybe uh maybe the way we treat each other. Some people can be so mean. Just be nice to each other." He told us and I coughed.

"Nani."

She hit my arm and I chuckled as she gave me a playful glare, her nose scrunched up. I rolled my eyes and then kissed her forehead, which made her giggle quietly. "Ew."

"You're ew."

"I wouldn't change anything. Everything kinda happens for a reason." Ashton added on and I nodded.

"You guys are like... so deep." Michael laughed as he sat up. "He wanted to change his phone password, I want to be a girl, and you guys wanna like end world hunger."

"What about Nani? What does she wanna change?" Ashton asked and I looked at my daughter.

"Anything?" She asked and we nodded. "Two things! I want Kaleb to like cameras and Luke to not be old."

"Oh my god." I groaned and Luke laughed. "I thought that was so sweet, with Kaleb, then you bring Luke into it?"

"Mhm."

"Nani has a crush on Luke, dude." Ashton said and I tolled my eyes.

"I also have a crush on Luke." Calum told us and Ashton agreed with him as I heard the front door open.

"Mommy!"

"I too have falling for Luke's Tumblr ass charm." Michael said and I looked at Luke. "But Calum and Connor are a close second and third. Look at them, dream team. If I was a girl, I'd try to bang you guys."

"Honestly? Ashton, you're the hottest, if I was a girl, I'd try to date him." I said and I saw Gi standing by the table, looking at me weirdly. "I mean, I have a crush on my girlfriend. That's it. No one else. I'd be lesbian for her"

"Sorry ma'am, your boyfriend thinks I'm hot." Ashton said and I smiled sheepishly.

"Does he?" She asked and Ashton nodded and I raised my arms in defense. "Don't worry, I think the blonde one over there is cute."

Luke laughed and I face palmed as Michael rubbed my shoulder, the others 'ooh'ing loudly. "Fuck you and your perfectness." I told him and we all just laughed.