Based off a YouTube short I seen.

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Soap: She's mine. Looks at Breeze

Breeze: I'm yours?

Some guy: Wait you guys are dating?

Soap: No, what gave you that impression?

Guy: Ok, dude, whatever. Looks at Breeze I think you're really cute—

Breeze: Hang on, since when am I yours?

Soap: Since right now.

Breeze: You can't just decide that I'm yours.

Soap: Yes I can.

Breeze: No, you can't call me yours unless we're dating.

Soap: Ok, so then we're dating.

Guy: completely confused Ok—