Just got home from work not too long ago and while eating my dinner I was watching Daz Games.

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Eclipse: Screw it, red wine it is. Here we go, let's put some of this in there. Where are you going? Is holding the bottle over the counter Am I drunk? Have I been drinking this stuff?

Mystic: Its ok, because I am a professional chef. Turns the cutting board the wrong way and the fish lands on the burner next to the pan F*ck my life.

Aurora: I could make Bolognese. I am Italian after all. Gets a pot Yes, got a pot! Accidentally throws it at the stove F*ck.

Mist: Do I want tomatoes or cucumbers? There is an explosion and she jumps like a cat 😳 What the heck happened? My burger just blew up! 😭

Spark: My stove just exploded and I'm trying to fix with a sponge. 😂