after there game of uno

Captain rancel: ahh crap I guess you win

StikProktor: AHA, you'll never beat me in a game of uno Captain NEVER

Captain rancel: wanna know what you'll never beat me at

Cody: what?

Captain rancel: How far one of us can fire a Canon ball

Cody: ok, that's competition is rigged because of your Canon arm that's not fair

Captain rancel: Well, maybe get your arm ripped off and get it replaced with a lovely Canon arm

Cody: Sorry, but that doesn't sound worth it. How am I gonna choke my chicken

Captain rancel: ok tmi, and you call me gross

Cody: WHAT!

Captain rancel: Let's just stop talking. I'm getting uncomfortable

Cody: ok, anyway, what now

CRASH

Johnathan: HOLY HONEY BISCUITS GUYS COME UP HERE QUICK

The two ran to where Johnathan was and said

Captain rancel: WHAT HAPPENED

Cody: YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON WE HEARD A LOUD CRASH

A shadow looms over the ship, and all of them look at the shadow

Johnathan: is that a mermaid

Sirena: Hello there, you three. What are you doing in my territory

Captain rancel: Your territory we thought multiple mermaids live here and my goodness your giant

Sirena: What am i to scary for tiny people like you

Captain Rancel: Yes, ma'am

Sirena: Aww, you have manners cute little puff ball

Cody: wait are you flirting with our Captain

Sirena: so is it wrong to be friendly towards a new cute face

Captain rancel: um um um

Sirena: aww he's even stuttering he must like the way I talk to him

Johnathan: Well, this just got weird

Sirena: No, for me, hehe, maybe I can help your captain snap out of it

She shrinks into human size and grabs Rancel, trying drag him into the water rancel just cried out for help

Captain rancel:

Cody: welp, he's screwed

Johnathan: in more ways then one

Cody: oh look at you making inappropriate jokes