ColeB:  What do you do when you're not at work?

Y/N:  wow, not even a hello?

ColeB:  Hello?

Y/N:  hah thanks

Y/N:  I play guitar sometimes

ColeB: really!? I play bass.

Y/N:  ohh maybe we should start a band

ColeB:  you read my mind

ColeB:  what would your stage name be?

Y/N:  omg

Y/N:  Wait lemme go take one of those online surveys to find out real quick

ColeB:  💀

ColeB:  are you serious?

ColeB:  Hello?

ColeB:  omg ur serious.

Y/N:  Cole

Y/N:  I'm shitting myself rn

ColeB: why???

Y/N: 

Y/N:  sounds like I'm into some 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shit

ColeB:  SPANX?

ColeB:  that's insane

System: ColeB changed Y/N's name to Spanx McKee.

Spanx McKee:  you actually think your funny but nobody is laughing

ColeB:  I'm laughing

Spanx Mckee:  you don't count.

Spanx McKee:  what's ur one?

ColeB:

ColeB:  What does that even mean???

Spanx McKee:  WHAT IS THAT?

Spanx McKee:  ooo ur quirky

Spanx McKee:  Are you quirky Cole?

Spanx McKee:  Are you a quirky lil dude?

ColeB: 💀

ColeB:  if being quirky means I have a unique sense of humour then sure

Spanx McKee:  Hey, youre funny

ColeB: hah

ColeB: Thanks Y/N

System: Spanx McKee changed ColeB's name to Quirky Boi.

Quirky Boi:  I'm only happy about this because you said I was funny Y/N.

Spanx McKee: I'm still giggling

Quirky Boi: you give off the vibes of giggling and kicking ur legs in the air.

Quirky Boi:  that you?

Spanx McKee:  no.

Quirky Boi: lol sure

Quirky Boi:  what should we write songs about?

Spanx McKee: OH

Spanx McKee:  a tragic romance about a hero who falls for a princess who doesn't actually love him!

Spanx McKee: a father and son duo who's relationship drastically does downhill

Spanx McKee:  two robots desperately in love but one dies to save the world!

Spanx McKee:  a boy and his mom but she dies of cancer.

Quirky Boi: Oh

Quirky Boi:  urr those are oddly specific

Quirky Boi:  but I guess I relate to the fourth one more. It'll be easier to write lyrics for it.

Spanx McKee: WOAH

Spanx McKee:  you mms desd???

Quirky Boi:  yea

Spanx McKee: omg Cole I'm so sorry

Quirky Boi: its ok. It happened a long time ago.

Spanx McKee: I suddenly don't wanna write music anymore.

Quirky Boi:  haha

Quirky Boi:  honestly if you had said that two years ago or so then I'd be upset, but it doesn't affect me that much now.

Spanx McKee: idk if this is invasive

Spanx McKee: but how doesn't that affect you anymore?

Spanx McKee:  if my Mom died I'd be sad forever

Quirky Boi:  no its fine

Quirky Boi:  I have really close friends who support me and they helped me through it ig

Spanx McKee: damn

Quirky Boi: ill text you later ok?

Spanx McKee: oh

Spanx McKee: ok

Spanx McKee: talk later!
Seen: 14:47pm

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Quirky Boi:  she used to make chocolate cake
Sent: 20:32pm

Spanx McKee: Huh?

Quirky Boi: my mom

Quirky Boi:  she used to make it all the time.

Spanx McKee: awh that's really cute

Quirky Boi:  the cake you make tastes like her recipe

Quirky Boi: that's why I'm trying to make it myself

Spanx McKee: Oh Jesus Cole

Spanx McKee: why didn't you tell me earlier!

Spanx McKee: I feel like an asshole

Quirky Boi: wait, why?

Spanx McKee: coz I gave u a fake

Quirky Boi: WHAT

Spanx McKee: I THOUGHT YOUD TELL EVERYBODY THE SECRET RECIPE

Quirky Boi: THATS WHY IT WENT WRONG?

Spanx McKee: maybe maybe not

Quirky Boi: what does that mean

Spanx McKee:  bro u thought chocolate chips just appear in cake

Quirky Boi: Kai told me

Spanx McKee: We've been through this.

Spanx McKee: kai is dumb

Spanx McKee: and so are you for believing him

Quirky Boi: TAKE THAT BACK BRO

Spanx McKee: sorry not sorry bro

Quirky Boi: bitch

Spanx McKee: yep

Spanx McKee: I am sorry though

Quirky Boi: its OK

Quirky Boi: I don't blame you for thinking I'd make it better then you

Spanx McKee: bitch

Quirky Boi: yeppppp

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