In a field.

Abel - "I keep telling you, sheep are a man's best friend. They not only provide food and warmth, they also provide companionship. I have been best friends with Curly here for 3 years now (puts his hand around his sheep), he has been there for me in even my lowliest of days. He truly is a great friend....Furthermore, he is my most prized sheep, as well as the fattest in my flock."

Sisters/Wives & Sons & Daughters - "Aweeeee! I want a sheep!"

Abel - "Well breeding season is around the corner, and if you are willing to learn how to properly care for sheep and prove to me that you are ready and willing to take on the responsibility of raising a sheep, I will gladly give you one."

Sisters/Wives & Sons & Daughters - "You are the best Abel!!!!"

(Cain walks into the scene)

Cain - "Hi brother."

Abel - "Cain! My favorite brother everyone! Say hi!"

Sisters/Wives & Sons & Daughters - "Hi!"

Cain - "Hi everyone...Abel, I'm flattered but you do realize that I am your only brother, right?"

Abel - "Cain you would be my favorite even if there were others."

Cain - "You can't possibly say that because you do not know for certain. The only way we can prove this statement is if we actually test it. Should I slip mother and father some wine and play some music? So that they will indeed engage in coitus...It may fail if they have another daughter, but isn't it possible to stack the odds in our favor? Whether we feed father a certain food, or if mother faces a certain direction at orgasm the likelihood of her producing a son increases? We need to discover this knowledge so that mother births another son and then we can truly discover whether or not there is merit to your words oh brother. It is easy to say that I am your favorite now, but if there was another brother running around in diapers, doing adorable deeds, I can't help but have a funny feeling that you would have a greater fondness for him...I could be wrong, but once again, I'm probably not."

Abel (amused)- "Haha! Cain you are a crackup! That is why I love you, and that is why you are my favorite brother!"

Cain - "Fuck you Abel!"

(Abel laughs cheerfully to Cain's response, and everyone follows suit and laughs.)

Abel - "So brother, other than to come bring us joy and laughter, what brings you here?"

Cain - "I was hoping you would let me know what you were planning on sacrificing to God at the upcoming sacrificial ceremony."

Abel - "As much as I would love to fulfill your request, that information is between the Lord and I. Therefore, I cannot tell you. C'mon, you know that Cain."

Cain - "I actually didn't KNOW that...That is why I just asked you what you are sacrificing. If I was aware of this information prior, I wouldn't have wasted my time and energy walking over here in the unforgiving desert heat to ask you a question if I knew you were not going to provide me with an answer."

Abel (honestly concerned) - "Cain my favorite brother, you must start eating meat, your crops are not giving you adequate energy."

Cain (offended) - "Fuck you! I turned vegan for my health. I am a thousand, nay, one million times healthier ever since I made the life changing choice to become vegan. And that is just a scientific fact sir."

Abel - "Okay brother, I am sorry for the suggestion. Only you comprehend your inner sensations. If you feel as if you are in your healthiest form, I will take your word for it."

Cain - "I just can't believe you still eat animals. (turns to the others) Hey fuckfaces, do you not realize that Mr. Virtuous over here kills and eats his so-called companions?"

Abel - "Death and life are intertwined, you can't have one without the other. And I am grateful for what my sheep provide for me: warmth, sustenance and much more. I am beyond blessed, and have the utmost gratitude for these creatures, and for all of the Lord's blessings."

Cain - "Say whatever you want Abel, but I don't follow the philosophy that states that it is okay for one to murder one's friends and then season them, cook them, eat them, digest them, and then shit them out. Call me crazy, but I have never found it okay to transform my friends into piles of shit. Not one bone in my body, nor one neuron in my nervous system ever felt an urge to put my friend through my mouth hole in order to push that friend out of my asshole. That is some fucking demonic shit. Are you sure you are not Satan's son?"

Abel - "First off, we are twins, so if I was Satan's son, then that would make you Satan's son as well. Secondly, I am positive that I am not his son. We do not need a DNA test. We only have one pair of ancestors...our parents...you know, mom and dad...the first people on Earth, Adam and Eve. It is not like we need to go digging into our family tree to discover our family lineage, it is quite simple and straightforward."

Cain - "Shut your dick-sucking mouth!"

Abel - "Cain, c'mon! You know that isn't true. These lips have never been placed around the shaft of a dick, nor the tip of one, nor anywhere near a dick, period and exclamation point. Do not spread lies Cain, that is a sin."

Cain (annoyed) - "And murdering one's friends isn't a sin? But hey, whatever. I will see you at the sacrificial ceremony; make sure you are bringing something great because this year I think my sacrifice will be immensely more pleasing to God than your sacrifice. Suck it Abel!"

Abel (sincerely)- "That is stupendous Cain! I wish you the best of luck! Bye brother, I love you!"

Sisters/Wives & Sons & Daughters (wave and cheerfully say)- "Bye Cain! We love you!"

(Cain angrily walks away and while he is exiting, he flips everyone off.)