Third Person POV

Both Azur Lane and Crimson Axis where inside the Azur Lane base which made it very awkward however the Reds and Blues helped keep a very small amount of peace between them. Caboose meanwhile was in the hospital, again, as Vestal tried to figure out what was wrong. The rest of the Reds and Blues met with the high commands of both sides and after being pulled up to speed at what has happened Washington held his head with his chin.

Wash: So you two where allies, then you disagree over technology, then you're now at war.

Prince of Wales: That's the jist of it.

Sarge: Not only that but there are no males in this world?

Hood: Well none until all of you arrive.

Nagato: Whether that is for good or for bad. The heavens will decide.

Simmons: Oh god...

Tucker: Well I love this place alr-

Carolina quickly pointed a magnum at his kneecap and Tucker quickly stopped his sentence. Enterprise simply shook her head and looked at Grif who was sitting on the floor.

Enterprise: Aren't you going to get up?

Grif: Nah. To much work.

Cleveland: How could you walk to do anything then?

Grif: I don't.

Cleveland: Ew.

Grif: Ok, I'm not that lazy!

As the two continue to argue Lopez was getting fixed on by Akashi who under some "persuasion" agreed to help see if they can fix his voice. Because no one could understand him still. Hood then raised her tea cup and remembered something important.

Hood: Donut.

Donut: Yes?

Hood: Caboose has mentioned that you had him over for a tea party.

Donut: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell him what tea is though. Silly me.

Hood: How. Could. You. Forget.

Enterprise: Hood, please calm down.

Prince of Wales: She's right you know.

Simmons: To be fair we don't have a stable supply of tea into our rations and the water supply is quite questionable.

Bismarck: Wait, what did you drink? Beer?

Grif: Heck no, we got sodas!

Simmons: Actually you had sodas. I just drank bottled water.

Sarge: I drank the blood of my enemies!

Wash: Sarge, you drank water.

Sarge: Did not.

Nagato: Anyways what should we do regarding Akagi?

Tucker: Where do you think she go?

Nagato: She went missing during our last battle before you showed up so we don't know where she could have gone.

Bismarck: Actually I have a better question.

Bismarck turned towards the Reds and Blues who all gave her a look back,

Bismarck: Caboose came here with riggings however so far all of you show no signs of riggings of any ship.

Wash: I......don't have an answer to that.

Carolina: Me neither.

Simmons: I might have a hypothesis.

Grif: Ugh, nerd stuff.

Simmons: Shut up. Anyways Caboose came here early then we did at the exposure of emotional trauma.

Wash: Wait, when was this?

Simmons: Temple's base. Temple revealed his evil plan and forced Caboose to realize that Church is....well...

Carolina: I see.

Simmons: Well that defers from us. We came here by some freak accident in our base.

Enterprise: What kind of freak accident?

Reds and Blues:............

Lopez: Some idiot left the microwave on and it exploded causing a nearby nuke to go off.

The entire room whipped around to see Lopez and Akashi at the door.

Grif: Holy sh*t, Lopez?!

Lopez: Yes?

Tucker: We can understand you! How did you fix him?!

Lopez: She pressed factory reset.

Akashi: You guys aren't the brightest engineers, nya.

Sarge: How dare yo-

Lopez: She's right you know.

Sarge: It's treason then.

Grif: Sir.......did you just quote Star Wars?

Sarge: Yeah, so what numbnut?

Grif: That's lame.

Simmons: Star Wars not lame. It's cool.

Tucker: Yeah! It has cool laser swords, like mine.

Bismarck: Laser sword?

Tucker brought out his hilt and ignited the blade. Both sides of Azur Lane stared at it in awe however they soon realized that it was the same kind of blade Caboose used in his rage mode.

Enterprise: So, it's a sword.

Tucker: And it's not the only sword I have, Bow chika bow wow!

Wash: Oh god....

Hood: Well it seems we are all in a cluster of problems, so how about we just take a breath and drink some tea.

Sarge: I'll pass.

Donut: Oh, do you have chrysanthemum?

Prince of Wales: No.

Donut: Awwwww.

Enterprise: Anyways we are off topic, how do we defeat the sirens and Orochi?

Sarge: Nuke em!

Simmons: We don't have any nukes sir.

Sarge: Drat! I'm all out of ideas...

Grif: Wow, great planning sir.

Sarge: You will be shotgunned tonight.

Grif: Oh god no!

Cleveland: Is that why he is lazy? Because he keeps getting shot?

Simmons: That is a plausible theory.

Tucker: Seriously dude, its not a nerd competition.

Simmons: It's not nerdy, it's scientific!

Enterprise: Can we please focus on the situation?

Carolina: I have to agree.

Bismarck: Well how about a combined fleet for a starter?

Nagato: Our forces combined would help with firepower and numbers.

Wash: However without proper equipment we can't function on water.

Carolina: Then there's the problem of ammunition.

Nagato: How about you can fight onboard the ships?

Sarge: Like those old marines?

Grif: Sarge, you are the old marine.

Sarge: No dirt bag, their older than me!

Simmons: There's people older than you sir?

Sarge: This is traitorous!

Wash: Sarge, calm down.

Sarge: *grumble* Fine... *grumble*

As Sarge got calmed down the rest of the room got down to making a plan and soon an agreement was hammered out. All that was left now was to prepare for the battle to come and, hopefully, all hands will be on deck.