BABABOOEY

yonkers
so UM.

anyone want jae

godwp
huh ?

ydwtingz
did the tides shift

godwp
what happened?

yonkers
he got an allergy attack OOPS

sungjin

oops???

doesnt seem so responsible of you

godwp
what would you expect from him tbh

sungjin
got anythin 2 say mr Kang YoungHyun

yonkers
none your honor

ydwtingz
hey wonpil this could be your practice trial

your client is hyun

godwp
i'm dropping the case 🤬

yonkers
wait aint the accuser supposed to do that

godwp
yes

in this case you're the defendant and i'm dropping you

sungjin
💀💀

hows jae doing though?

yonkers
i got to buy his meds n stuff

hes resting on my bed so i hope hes having the time of his life before i kick his ass out

ydwtingz
y r u so mean to him ? :(

godwp
WHY ARE YOU KICKING HIM OUT?

yonkers
im not being mean to him

and its just impossible for me to take care of him so

i want him out of my house

sungjin
dont be so hard on yourself

at least you're trying?

godwp
^

yonkers
i didnt know it was THIS hard to take care of someone

can yall make it quick and find jaes parents cause i cannot do this anymore

ydwtingz
LMAOO

DID U JUSt GIVE UP??

sungjin
one minor inconvenience later

godwp
we're trying our best hyunnie, try to be patient maybe

yonkers
i Cant be PATIENT when i keep fuckin up w this dude

I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO ROLL A BLUNT FOR GODS SAKE!!!???

sungjin
jeez

godwp
you..

you taught him.. what?

sungjin
💀💀💀

yonkers
no not like a real blunt i just

used tissues as an example

which says a lot about me pls TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME

specifically a 40000 mile distance

ydwtingz
thats too far can u pay for the travel fees

sungjin
dude you're just over reacting

if jae had a normal functioning mentality he'd call you a bitch boy tbh

ydwtingz
yea and he hates bitches ❌🧍‍♀️

sungjin
LMFAOOOOOOO

godwp
hyun maybe you should take him to your mom?

yonkers
hmm good idea but are u trying to get me killed

godwp
oh right..

and she doesn't know you sell drugs either

ydwtingz
what does that have to do w drugs

godwp
it would seem pretty sus if he'll just say

I Got This Kid From Some Sketchy Website 😍 And I Taught Him How To Roll A Blunt

sungjin
you know he can just cut out the blunt part

or just not say anything at all

yonkers
ya but how do i explain to her that i got him from a Sketchy website

sungjin
maybe just

DONT???

godwp
there are so many other ways

sungjin
you was just against it earlier

godwp
yeah i kinda put some thought into it and you're right

he should just make up a story

yonkers
ooo good idea

sungjin
exactly

you dumbass @ wonpil

ydwtingz
hey

watch ur damn mouth and dont speak to wonpil like that

yonkers
😮

sungjin
?

you tryna fight?

godwp
woonie no i'm fine he's just joking i'm sure we both know that

ydwtingz
nah i just hate it when people call you a dumbass when you're not

godwp
i'm fine dowoon, it's okay

yonkers
uh

what is going on ??

sungjin
i was just joking stop getting your panties in a twist dowoon

ydwtingz
🤬🤬

sungjin
you almost made me block you

lets talk abt younghyuns greatest plan

yonkers
yeah

how do i tell my mom ?????

godwp
hmm

i'm thinking hard hold on

ydwtingz
hyun just tell her hes ur best friend

yonkers
wouldnt she be skeptical about it?

sungjin
no maybe ur just overthinking it

ydwtingz
yep

i dont see it as a bad excuse

godwp
i have an idea

tell her jae's your boyfriend and he lost his memories somehow

yonkers
eXCUSE ME?

godwp
what ?

sungjin
SIGH.

resisting the urge to call you a dumbass so dowoon doesnt blast me

godwp
it makes sense doesn't it?

ydwtingz
yes baby it do

godwp
🥰

ydwtingz
though its kinda a bad idea tbh

yonkers
sigh yall are no help at all

godwp
or just

not go to your mom at all and get your shit together?

yonkers
u guys r making my hairline recede

goodbye im just gonna figure it out on my own