woofkevin

yonkers
yo

woofkevin
oh hi

you're that drug dealer everyones talking about

sorry i replied like 14 hours late but i dont do drugs so you wont gain anything from here lol

yonkers
you heard of me before?

woofkevin
yeah from friends, here and there

whats up though? i left a follow cause you seem cool and im just hoping you'll accept it lolol

yonkers
oh yeah uh

sorry for changing the topic but

i wanted to tell you something very important

woofkevin
oh ok whats up?

yonkers
i dont know if you're still looking for him

woofkevin
looking for who??

yonkers
park jaehyung

woofkevin
...

yonkers
uh

yeah

i'll accept your follow request and you can guess what happened to him from my posts

woofkevin
okay

woofkevin
... so he was kidnapped?

yonkers
exactly

woofkevin
and you're with him rn?

yonkers
yes ..

woofkevin
ight

calling the cops

yonkers
WAIT STOP

LISTEN i was gonna do that okay

but i wanted to get him home securely and safely

woofkevin
ok weirdo im calling the cops tho

yonkers
hoW AM I WEIRD??

woofkevin
sigh

yonkers
explain ????

woofkevin
my guy you were weird in the start

you're a drug dealer

and you go to weird and unsecure sites that sells furnitures

this is obv a hoax

yonkers
IF IT WAS FAKE THEN HOW THE HELL DO I HAVE A PICTURE WITH HIM

he got kidnapped bro, then sold for human trafficking and ended up with me

woofkevin
i just

its just not possible bro wtf

yonkers
HOW THE HELL is it not pOSSIBLE

woofkevin
this

im just.. not convinced its real.

yonkers
why r u not convinced

woofkevin
he literally has self defense skills

yonkers
wtf

like how

woofkevin
hes quite lanky so he calls it the spring bling trick

he basically turns his body flexible and spins it around like those tall balloon things

yonkers
....

woofkevin
... anyways

yonkers
how can i convince you then

woofkevin
ah wait

does he watch tv all the time?

yonkers
um yeah

woofkevin
ok now im convinced

holy shit so he got kidnapped this whole time?

yonkers
yep

when was the last time you saw him?

woofkevin
i still remember it bro

pretty sure you stalked me already, i was in a band with him and a girl named jamie

we went out to buy a cake, it was our 7th friendsary

he told me he was gonna go buy some drinks, and jamie offered to join him but he refused, he said something along the lines of wanting to be independent

and that was the last time we saw him

yonkers
oh damn

woofkevin
it was 2 years ago since it happened, i thought he just pulled a trick on us and the next day we would see him again

but he never came back.

his parents cut all contact with us too, i didnt know anyone of his family but i know they're residing in busan

i thought he was just being forced to leave the band but i was wrong..

yonkers
apologies

this must be really shocking

woofkevin
yep it is

but im glad he ended up with you

damn. he mustve been suffering

yonkers
yeah, i think he was suffering too

woofkevin
say, you had him for a while now

why did you message me just now? wouldn't he have informed you already?

yonkers
oh well that

he lost his memories n forgot how to talk

in fact he was just starting to be comprehensive

woofkevin
i see, no wonder

ah well, im sure you have plans on sending him back ?

yonkers
yeah, do you have time then?

woofkevin
i cant, im currently abroad rn with jamie

yonkers
oh ??

what yall doin ova der

woofkevin
signing up for a record label

but i guess that can wait.

yonkers
yooo

woofkevin
yooooo

that sounded cooler in my head tbh

yonkers
nah bro you gained swag points for that

woofkevin
oh fr? 😳

yonkers
frfr 💯