BABABOOEY

yonkers
SO

UHM

i was HIGH LAST NIGHT

and i was browsing thru cabinets and i saw this one named bababooey

ydwtingz
uh oh

sungjin

???💀

yonkers
idk what to do

godwp
smh 🤦‍♂️

sungjin
where is he now tho

yonkers
hes sleeping in the kitchen

ydwtingz
on tha floor? like in the post

yonkers
no tht was when i woke up and saw him sleeping on the corner

godwp
huh?

you woke up

sungjin
wht happen

yonkers
lost my brains and passed out for 2 hours

anyways im scared hes been sleeping the entire time

even though i carried his ass on the chair so he feels a lil more comfy :3

godwp
a lil more comfy :3

sungjin
not @ the drug dealer being scared

godwp
well maybe it's scarier to buy a human than sell drugs

ydwtingz
i think its scarier to dox ppl

godwp
that is literally your choice dowoon

ydwtingz
true

yonkers
LOL

i keep forgetting hes a hacker

godwp
same

one day we will meet in court, dowoon

i'm getting your ass Cuffed.

sungjin
you know that has like two meanings

ydwtingz
ohh no wonpil

you wouldnt be able to make it to court though

godwp
why?

ydwtingz
you're gonna have to deal with the 23 buckets of gorilla shit i sent to your home 😔

yonkers
wtf 😭

the fact that he can actually do that

sungjin
fucked up 😭

godwp
..... anyways

hyunnie.. you mentioned there's no returns or refunds right?

yonkers
yeah

why r u interrogating me

do u want the human or sum??

godwp
NO

i think i rather cope up in my own room ALONE

ydwtingz
without me ig

godwp
i.. well...

weren't you trying to hunt me down?😔

ydwtingz
yeah but lets cuddle first :)

sungjin
🤢🤢

snap another pic of him younghyun

yonkers
WHY R U ALL SO CURIOUS ABOUT HIM

why dont u guys just take him in JEEZ

ydwtingz
maybe hes not even that bad¿?

you'd probs have 0 problem with him :D

sungjin
nah cause its still funny for me

why did u even think of buying a cabinet 😭😭

godwp
from a SHADY website too

yonkers
cause my cabinet's handle broke and my thought process was

"i need a new cabinet"

sungjin
fair enough

ydwtingz
ok hyun.. heres a concept

just leave him out the door! :D

sungjin
LMFAO WHAT

yonkers
hell NO??

that is so fucked up what is wrong with u

ydwtingz
🙄

pussy

sungjin
this mf said pussy 😭😭😭😭

godwp
here's a better concept

just bring him to a foster care

yonkers
hes a grown ass man how am i supposed to do that

godwp
hello? there are adult foster homes

sungjin
shouldnt we learn more abt the human before sending it to a foster home

godwp
why in the hell does that matter rn?

we're not trying to get younghyun in jail

ydwtingz
oh my god you're going against the law??? 😱

godwp
some things have to be sacrificed 🏃‍♀️

yonkers
ok but

idk how i can bring him to the foster care either i would seem sus

sungjin
how

yonkers
theyd probably b like yo this dude is cruel leaving this dumb foo in here😐

idek if he can talk either!! for all we know he might be chinese

ydwtingz
watch him start speaking in hieroglyphs

yonkers
oh fuck off

sungjin
HIEROGLYPHS? 💀💀

godwp
well

are you gonna find out if he talks or no?

yonkers
no why the hell should i care

ydwtingz
maybe you should just take him to the cops

hes way better off with them

sungjin
honestly

i doubt you can take care of him lmfoa OOP

yonkers
yeah let the MF DRUG DEALER take him to the COPS

did yall collectively lose your braincells at the same time

ydwtingz
they wont know unless you tell them??

sungjin
nah what if the k9 starts sniffing him and then they go loco

the fuck he gon do then

ydwtingz
ohhhhh

godwp
this is why i stay focused in school

yonkers
grrr idk what to do with him

godwp
did you just GROWL.

ydwtingz
i would offer to drop him off to the cops myself but like

im on vacay and i wont be home in 6 months

godwp
wth are you on vacay for?

ydwtingz
boss gave me a break :) so happy

i hate working for that slimy goon

yonkers
does he not read what you say?

sungjin
i was just bout to ask that

ydwtingz
he probably does

he cant fire me 🤭 the other agents arent as good as i am

YOU HEAR?? @JYP

godwp
i don't doubt that

ydwtingz
o rly

yonkers
sjbxsjsn so yall r on vacay then

how am i gonna deal w this kid??

sungjin
roast him 😋

godwp
o_O

okay hyun i'll help you but it'll take like a month maybe cause i'm still at my moms

yonkers
ight

sungjin are u free? ill pay ur rent next month

sungjin
i have a wife and two kids

yonkers
just say no god damn