BABABOOEY

ydwtingz
so @YOUNGHYUN

sungjin
all caps 💯

ydwtingz
to assert dominance

yonkers
wazzup! 😁

godwp
ew PLEASE don't do that again

sungjin
that was so obnoxious

yonkers
yall have no taste

the way i drip is just different

ydwtingz
im sorry 😢🥱for dripping 👀🧊💧

yonkers
but drip is all i do 😈💯

sungjin
some1 call the plumber

this ones broken 😪

godwp
calling it in

yonkers
you guys are a bunch of haters

this is why i give shit free to dowoon

ydwtingz
🥰 what i get for simping

sungjin
haha Shit! maybe i just have a stable life going on 👀😎

godwp
OUCH

i would never say that but hey i major in law so i can't really do drugs

that's going against my morals

yonkers
congrats on having a LIFE 🙄

you both officially smell

sungjin
not as bad as jaehyung

yonkers
ngl that is true!

so what did u need @woonie

ydwtingz
shit i forgot

what was it again wonpil

godwp
oh uhm

did you take jaehyung to the hoho?

sungjin
HOHO?

yonkers
the WHAT now???

godwp
yes the hoho

yonkers
WTH IS A HOHO

sungjin
LMFAOOO

godwp
...

let me dumb it down for you.

the Hospital.

ydwtingz

exactly

sungjin
"dumb it down" as if its not dumbed down enough

yonkers
ok wonpil how would i even know that

and yes i took him for a check up

the dude allergic to EVERYTHING

ydwtingz
oh lawd what if hes lack toes in toddler ants

sungjin
what if hes allergic to nuts

yonkers
shii i been giving him cereal idk

he knows how to use the bathroom at least

ydwtingz
phew

sungjin
whyd u say phew as if its ur problem to deal with

ydwtingz
idk manifesting gets to me sometimes

yonkers
what does that have to do with manifestation

ydwtingz
i manifest to be you 💯

your problems? My problems

sungjin
what

yonkers
wtf

godwp
ew

what else is he allergic to?

sungjin
hes allergic to bitches

ydwtingz
that sounds so tumblr

sungjin

jaehyung drip 💯

ydwtingz
LMFAO

yo jaehyung drip💯

sungjin
LMAOOOO HOLD ON

this yo human? @yonkers

yonkers
stfu 😭

ydwtingz

godwp
i absolutely hate how this is triggering my fight or flight

yonkers
yall can stop now

sungjin
why am i actually losing my shit over this 💀

yonkers
cause your humor is shit

anyways hes also allergic to pollen

godwp
oh no hes gonna die in your apartment then

knowing you got a weed closet

yonkers
oh god

ive got a package coming in today as well

ydwtingz
i have a good idea

try locking him in the closet

godwp
please stop sharing your ideas thx

ydwtingz
you kinda like it if i do tho

godwp
your ideas are atrocious

don't even try to argue 🥱

ydwtingz
yes

says the boy who said

"im interested in bdsm"

yonkers
excuse me

godwp
i'd say it again 🤬

ydwtingz
oh you would 😈

sungjin
holy fuck

im gauging my eyes out for this

yonkers
same

just squeeze lemon into my eyes

sungjin
jesus control the homos please

godwp
sungjin you're just in a closet bro it's okay to be gay

sungjin
i respect yall but it aint me

yonkers
one year later

godwp
also hyun i got some valuable info :d

yonkers
it better be good

godwp
soo i did search a little bit further and i found an old account

@jaeparklb

ydwtingz
you mean i did

godwp
shut up

ydwtingz
🤭 just you wait

yonkers
huh.

sungjin
this mfs posts 😭

godwp
right????

yonkers
these pictures are like

2015ish

sungjin
the captions are so

unbelievable

godwp
^

hes actually rly cute ngl

ydwtingz

#cute #cool #iminthecar #helpmelordiampissingmypants

sungjin
NOT THE CLAPPED ASS SPECS 😱😭

godwp
he doesnt look that bad

yonkers
OH SHIT is he blind

no wonder why he sits so close to the tv...

sungjin
???? and you let him?

ydwtingz
bruh how did you not know that

godwp

#poop #pooping #inthebathroom #myshitisdisgustinglybig #noididntdrinkmilkiswear

yonkers
jeez the tags

hes insane

ydwtingz
why is he actually funny 😭😭

sungjin
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK I AM EXCRUCIATING OVER THIS

godwp
you're what ¿?

ok but his last post is rly cute

#spring #imgay #youdidntneedtoknowthat #buthey #itsacomingoutpost #lolmymomisgonnadisownme #ormydadidk #gayshmu #jkimemotionallyclosedoff #waitingfortheone #ayoungoneinparticular #someonemyage #stopaskingformytoesyouweirdos #thesugardaddiescanstay #letsnegotiate

sungjin
the fucking tags 💀💀💀

ydwtingz
#letsnegotiate

yonkers
he really came out on his last post

thats sad

godwp
i tried checking the comments but the entire thing is glitched

sungjin
huh

you're right

it shows the comment count but it doesn't show any of the comments

ydwtingz
probably whoever kidnapped him tried to wipe out all his data clean

godwp
well this is some messy work

yonkers
considering that he was the cheapest cabinet i can see why LMFAO

sungjin
imagine getting set up for human trafficking only to be sold for a low price

godwp
why in the world would you even imagine that?

sungjin
i think its kinda sad to be in that position

yonkers
😭you aint lie tho

i would feel SO insulted

godwp
but hey

this is sm easier for us to hack in c:

ydwtingz
us???

godwp
sowwy i meant *you

ydwtingz
nah

its us 💞 i wouldnt have found the account if you didnt piece it all together

godwp
oh ...

ty💞

ydwtingz
anything for you😘

sungjin
PLSPLSPLS STOP

yonkers
im going to church bye