Keith's POV

"That'll be 1.50$'s."I told the guy,"Yeah,thanks,and the names,Lance."he gave me a smirk then turned around,and walked away with a stick of butter,and for some reason he needs butter,whatever he's gone now my thoughts were interrupted by the dong of the door,"Hey,dude I need,like,three sticks of butter."he then handed me some money I then turn around to get more,"You're doing some serious baking."I turned around giving him the three butter sticks while he gave me the money,"Oh no something much better."he said as he walked out the door,"what a wierdo...yeah."I thought out loud I then began to look around to see if I could do anything else then standing at the counter all day,"I need more butter!"he explained I then grabbed a whole box of them,and gave it to him he looked over joyed at the box,and gave me twenty dollars,"Thanks,and keep the change,sweet heart."he said when he walked out I was processing of what he just said he called me a sweet heart then He comes again,"Okay I,like,a whole wheel barrel of butter sticks!"he yelled,"Woah,you need to tel me what the hell you've been doing to the butter sticks I've been giving you!"I exclaimed he then looked around to see if anyone was watching,"Sure sweetie I'l-,"I interrupted him,"My names,Keith."he looked at me then smirked,"Okay,love,you gotta come with me if you wanna find out."he kept smirking at me while holding his hand out for me to grab oh gosh what should I do I don't want to follow this wierdo,but if I don't it'll hunt me for days,"Sure."then he grabbed my hand,and we walked out of the door.

We finally arrived at the spot,"okay,Keithy,we're here."he led me to a...hole,"what is this?"I asked,"watch this."he told me then he dropped the stick of butter in the hole I got closer to hear something from it then I heard it a slurping sound,"what the fu-what the fresh dicks is that?!"I asked as I freaked out he then came closer,"I don't know,but it fucking loves butter."he then grabbed my shirt,and pushed our lips together,and we ended up on the ground kissing I actually enjoyed the kiss we then pull apart,"your cute."he said then we started to have a full on make out session.