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You always have your haters, so I always like to say--you just have to ignore them and work hard so one day they have to look up at you because they now work for you. 

Welcome to Foggy City!

It's home to Supers and Unpowereds alike--where you either love superheroes and write blogs about them and ship them and spend your nights trying to find out their identities so you can become their best friend, or you hate them because they crushed your azaleas and scared your chihuahua like my neighbor Ms. Dun. In this city, supers have plenty of haters.

[Edit: Ms. Dun does not want to be featured in the magazine unless her chihuahua is named. His name is Bowzer.]

Except for me. *Insert link to bio and have my pictures done so I actually look cute* I write a blog about Mirror Mage--the absolute slayer of fashion and all-around icon. I'm actually pretty famous for starting up the Mages, the ultimate fan club for our goddess.

She's our best super and she has the ability to mirror any power. There's no super that can stand up to her. Besides Ice, the all-around foil to our government and the best superheroes. Which is why she tasked me with becoming an undercover spy in his fortress so she can take him down.

And let me tell you, all my little Mages, he is going down. Down to the deep dark recesses he belongs to.

This is my expose [edit: check spelling] of the worst villain of Foggy City, and how I factored into their downfall. Me, Jane Smith. Ice's heart is just as cold as he is. 

But you won't find out if you don't keep reading.

On that note, please like, comment, and share because I want to become famous and live in my own castle and be able to leave my job, and spend my time focusing on my favorite superhero. *this needs to be reworded so I don't sound so needy*

Thanks in advance,

-Jane Smith, Blogger

*needs to be more epic

**include something that will go viral

***needs less humor?

****BAL SAYS I NEED MORE HUMOR. MUST FIND A BOOK OF JOKES!