"At least my foot gets laid, yours is still a virgin" -Daniel

*I pulled out gum, brother sees it* "We're Bros, right?"

"I remember picking my first girlfriend up after class, I'm no longer allowed at that preschool" -James

"There's a slugbug so fuck you" - Miranda

"if you touch my fucking hair again I will rip your left nut off" - Miranda

( From a class) "Who needs consent?" - Mr. Potts

"I'm so scared" - unknown

"I'm so gay"- unknown

"she wears way too much lotion" - unknown

"shoes are just hard socks" -Miranda

"What are you a pedophile?" "Only on sundays!" Miranda

"A fight only counts if it's with another person, not an object you idiot" - me

"Get the fuck out of my shoe!" -joey

"meow" - Collin

"this guy called me the b-word!" = "I understand you are one" -driver