*Atsushi puts a Kunikida banner over the agency building by Dazai's orders*

Kunikida: ISTG ATSUSHI IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT THING OFF, I WILL CRY

Dazai: Atsushi-kun, I will kill you if you DO take it off.

Kunikida: Atsushi-kun, I will kill you if you DON'T take it off

Ranpo: Atsushi-kun, I will kill you.