dazai: ... wow, what a notebook. so, uh, yes, hi reader, i did just manage to get kunikida-kun's notebook from a month ago and it says here...

dazai, reading from the book: "today at 2137H, i walked in on a pair of men performing some sort of ritual in the flagship store McDonald's comfort room. they weren't even considerate enough to either lock the door or find someplace else to initiate their odd cult practices."

dazai: he even kept details.

dazai, reading from the notebook: "one of them had red boxers and the other one had his tie undone, hanging over his shoulders and his half-buttoned formal shirt."

dazai: ... firstly—

hi, yes, believe it or not, i walked in on yaoi in the mcdonald's cr today and i—

dammit y'all, please lock the door if you're planning to—

well it was 9, nearly 10 pm but STILL