what i think of the characters in five words or less.

atsushi: he's not the mc.

dazai: dick.

kunikida: neurotic mommy.

tanizaki: good boi.

naomi: somebody arrest her.

kenji: finny.

yosano: quEEn.

ranpo: kudo shinichi but upgraded.

fukuzawa: mysterious big boss.

kyouka: no phone = we all die.

akutagawa: give him back his eyebrows.

higuchi: s E n P A i

chuuya: is actually the mc.

gin: voice + appearance = mismatch.

tachihara: acne under band-aid.

hirotsu: sass.

kouyo: yamato nadeshiko but really extra.

mori: more mysterious big boss... pedo.

elise: i understand mori.

q: doesn't deserve this shit.

odasaku: gon

ango: epitome of "for my job".

fitzgerald: "superpower?" "i'm rich."

louisa: "superpower?" "*can't talk*"

lucy: the tsundere.

twain: nice boi.

steinbeck: grapes grow out my necc.

lovecraft: a corpse.

poe: hentai anime mc.

nathaniel: m A r G a R E t

margaret: i like her dress.

herman: *whips out (moby) dick*

dostoyevsky: dazai went to the salon.

did i forget anyone?