sad atsushi: *sitting by himself on a long table in the cafeteria*

co-worker ranpo: *walks up to him* heeey, sad atsushi! it is you!

sad atsushi: *glances up* *sighs*

co-worker ranpo: come on, sad atsushi. let's talk, atleast. what've you been up to these days? *sits and puts down his tray of food*

sad atsushi: oh, nothing. same old... *sighs*

co-worker ranpo: hmmm... don't you atleast do anything to make you happy?

sad atsushi: ... *sighs* no.

co-worker ranpo: not even oooneee?

sad atsushi: ... *sighs* ... no.

co-worker ranpo: well for me... *gets on top of table* *starts dancing like an old man in a disco* i dance *closes eyes dancing* aaaand *poses* bam! i dance!

sad atsushi: *stares*

co-worker ranpo: ... wwwell, how about you?

sad atsushi: ... nothing.

co-worker ranpo: *finger guns*

sad atsushi: ... *sighs* no.

co-worker ranpo: ... *stops, straightens up, smile vanishes* *kicks his tray of food towards atsushi* sick of your shit, atsushi. *walks away, still on the table*

sad atsushi, food all over his face: ... *sobs* UGH— UHUHUHUHUHUHU *ugly crying* UWAAAAAAHHHHHHDBWMXBWLDBWLA

___ insert cyanide and happiness theme song ___

yes, it's based from episode sad larry.