twain: so i was in a zoom call with the boss and the rest of the gang

twain: while playing fps with my online gang

twain: so i mute myself on the discord call when i speak to the guild and i mute myself on the zoom meeting when i'm laughing with my teammates

margaret, who didn't join the meet bc she's in a hospital bed: you interchanged them didn't you

twain:

twain: yeah, but you know worst thing was when the boss asked, "i guess it's about time we face each other without fear of being judged, as that will help us improve our relationships as co-workers. first, we shall talk about me, your employer. what am i to you?"

twain: and at that time we were being dragged around by this stupid teammate i had who was a blonde 16 year old whaling with his mother's money. so i said

twain: *inhales*

twain: "whOOOOO this absolutely useless bitch ass twink ass blondie ass dumbfuck kiss my ass you fucking twink ass blondie ass bitch ass who can't even use an expensive weapon properly. dumbass. what's the highest quality gun gonna do you when all you ever do is have your teammates carry you around while you sit your fat ass on that throne thinking you're actually contributing anything to the group, you dumbass. die! trash! we're losing because of you and your, *mocking voice* plans, you bitch ass twink ass blondie ass bitch."

margaret, in danger of ripping her stitches: