dazai, trying to sound like a fancy woman: hey boys~!

kunikida: *throws up*

dazai:

atsushi, scrambling to get a towel and to find a potential hiding spot for when kunikida blows up and unleashes destructive power greater than the catastrophe that ended the world in owari no seraph; yes, this is a shameless plug in because my ons incorrect book is out:

ranpo: top 10 photos taken before disaster *snaps photo of the office*

dazai, determined to continue his joke: do you want some *draws a symbol on the air with his hand*

tanizaki:

tanizaki: a what

dazai: *does it again*

tanizaki:

dazai: *draws again*

kunikida, recovering from his massive disgust: A WHAT? THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE GETTING IS AN EARFUL FROM ME.

dazai: but--

kunikida: *breathes deeply* *dangerously calm stare at dazai* have you forgotten about the *raises two flashcards*

dazai:

kunikida, delinquent style: hUH?!

dazai: ... *starts crying* mOshiWaKeAriMasEn KuniKiDa SAmA *louder crying*

kunikida: hUUUUH ORRRRAAAA

atsushi, dropping the bible on the floor: ranposanwhatishappening

ranpo:

ranpo: dazai drew the symbol for 3.14

tanizaki: ... and kunikida-san showed him pictures of a sand block and a witch villager from minecraft.

atsushi:

dazai, louder crying in the background:

atsushi, tearing up: why am i in this agency