kunikida (again): *squinting at his screen reading boomer facebook posts* *sees something* hEY DAZAI LOOK AT THIS SHIT. YOU TOO, TANIZAKI.

tanizaki: *obediently walking up to kunikida*

dazai: *was getting a cup of coffee and happened to pass by kunikida's seat*

post: My child got a heart attack.... She was on her phone for so long.. She got an annurism... Please spread the word..

kunikida: see? so sleep early and stop being on your phones at all times! maybe fucking work instead of ch--

dazai: aneurysm wrong spelling *casually goes to desk*

tanizaki:

kunikida: *slams phone on desk*

tanizaki: ah shit here we go again

excuse my excessive kunikida and dazai mother and child moments