akutagawa: dazai-sa―

dazai: before i answer anything, try to act cute first okaaay

akutagawa:

akutagawa: l-like this?

ps im leaving this to your imagination

dazai:

akutagawa:

dazai: disgusting. don't talk to me.

also dazai

atsushi: dazai-sa―

dazai: hmmm act cute before i listen to anything you say aaaighttt

atsushi:

dazai: you can do it! imagine! you are! a cute anime girl!

atsushi: imagine i'm a cute anime girl, right?

dazai: yes yes yes yes yes

atsushi: okay

atsushi: *inhales*

atsushi: p-please tell me the details about this mission

atsushi: nyan

atsushi: ... ♡

dazai:

dazai: uh that's a little disgusting

atsushi: IM SORRY

dazai: disgustiiing

atsushi: IM SORRY

dazai: because of that, you have to redo it. like, put some more effort. FEEL it

atsushi: oKAY

dazai: ALRIGHT, ONE MORE TIME

atsushi: OKAY

dazai, getting on top of the table and raising his arms: uuuOOOH ONE MORE!

atsushi, bowing repeatedly: YES

so we kinda have to give kunikida a big F