atsushi, to tanizaki: you were in a really bad mood yesterday. is there any way i could help?

kunikida: yeah, he didn't even finish his work and walked out on me when we ran into each other in the hallway.

tanizaki: ohhh, ah well, ahaha, that wasn't me. that was my evil twin.

ranpo: *slams palms down on desk* YOU HAVE A???

atsushi: wait, i thought―

kunikida: damn the ADA is full of surprises.

yosano, casually walking into the office and going to her desk to sort files: he's bipolar and depressed, you cucks.