tanizaki: *breaks his leg during a mission*

tanizaki the next day: *shows up for the next mission* i'll show you that even a broken tanizaki can still be a formidable opponent!

atsushi: ... are you tanjir—

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tanizaki: *finger gets pricked while he does needlework*

tanizaki: ouchhh damn it hurtsss i wanna stop doing this but i have to finish it but ahhh ouchhh

naomi: onii-sama, please just let me do it.

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tanizaki: i feel so happy toda— *drops water bottle*

water bottle: *spills*

tanizaki:

tanizaki: fuck this shit. *walks out*

kunikida:

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tanizaki: *loses wallet, ID, train ticket, drops phone into a sewer and gets shoes bitten off by wild dog*

tanizaki: i haven't lost my files for the mission yet! that's ok!

kenji, to yosano: is he— is he challenging me with the sunshine personality?

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tanizaki: *gets punched softly on the arm*

tanizaki: THAT FUCKING HURT, YOU IDIOT, YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

ranpo, the culprit: um

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tanizaki: *breaks an arm*

tanizaki: *carries that one heavy box without complaint*

kunikida: ... i always knew you were a little crazy but—

tanizaki: hm? well, it's normal. different people have different tolerance levels for pain and disappointment.

kunikida: ... but we're talking about you.

tanizaki:

kunikida: just you.

tanizaki: *creeps closer*

tanizaki, voice sinisterly low: you seriously think there's only one in this body?

kunikida:

kunikida: i—

yeah hi im back but temporarily bc i just thought id drop a chapter before y'all missed me too much— //kicked bro who tf would miss you