[ mafia hq ]

dazai, 16: *sitting on the couch writing edgy shit*

mori: dazai! go wash the plates.

dazai: aw why me

mori:

mori: wash. the. fucking. plates.

dazai: uhhh hold on a sec let me finish this chapter—

mori: ... *sighs* *walks to kitchen*

- minutes later -

dazai: *walks into kitchen* ugh... plates again... just don't eat— wait. they're... they're gone?

mori, drying his hands on a towel: hmph.

dazai:

mori:

dazai:

dazai: gosh fucking dammit... okay...? *goes back*

mori: *starts muttering* ugh, ungrateful children... teenagers... this is why... *sighs*

- next day -

mori: dazaaai! wash the dishes!

dazai, fixing his bandages: but— but i'm just preparing to go out—

mori: young man, if you're not going to get down here— ugh. you know what? i'll do it. *storms into kitchen*

dazai:

dazai: i wa... i was halfway unwrapping the bandages on my hands?

- next day -

dazai: *finishes eating breakfast and dumps plates into the sink* i'll be washing that later after i get my clothes ready.

mori:

dazai: *goes to his room*

mori: *shrugs and keeps eating*

dazai, in his room, taking 30 minutes playing with his hair: hee hee ok this would be useful for my target today. *skips out of room humming*

> clattering of plates coming from the kitchen <

dazai:

dazai: jesus. fucking. christ. *runs to kitchen* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

mori: *stops washing dishes and slowly looks at dazai* for you to respect me.

dazai:

mori:

dazai:

mori:

dazai:

dazai: i want to fucking murder you rn.

mori: ah... well, now you know what happened between me and the former boss.

dazai:

mori:

kouyo, walking into the kitchen with chuuya: *holds up box of donuts* i was hoping—

dazai: i'll leave the mafia.

mori: you just cursed yourself. fate just started spinning you a reason to do as such. *takes off rubber gloves and throws them down the floor* *grabs donuts* redheads shall be both your trigger for wanting to die and wanting to live longer. *walks off*

kouyo: what

dazai:

chuuya:

kouyo:

chuuya: *glances at mirror*

chuuya: ... ah, fuck. i'm a redhead.

- fast forward to the future -

idk what's happening in the manga or light novels but the sky is beautiful tonight.