dazai, walking into the office singing this:

atsushi: please stop

atsushi: i like the song, but please stop.

dazai: *tap dances*

yosano: i'm glad kunikida isn't here tbh

tanizaki: same

naomi: but... you're glad i'm here, aren't you?

dazai: *points at naomi* son of a motherfucking bitch—

tanizaki: *goes into rage*

dazai, already running out of the office: OH SHIT—

hi i got my phone back