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Paper Mario Tok but nutshell

(Spoilerz :P )

So this is the game where Paper Marro, the red plumpy boi goes to a festival with his taller younger bro Loogi. After goin' zoom zoom near a cliff they pull up to the lovely Todd Toom where the lil' Todds live. They quickly go vroom vroom to Pech's Castle which totally isn't a trap duh, and stroll on inside. Quickly after Loogi go bye and Marro strolls along finding out Pech is now a folded bitch. 

After pointless questions galore, Marro falls and nearly busts his head, and most likely broke his legs, but he's fine, it's fine. Few seconds later a random gumba appears from some boxes.

Gumba: "Step on me! Please! The sacred feet!"

Well then, a n y w a y back to whatever pointless point I was ramblin' bout, three shy boiz stroll on up n' grab dem peeps real quick. Let's move on faster.

So the main villains name is Ollie, the MLG king who was chillin' as a shy boi for sneak 100. He has a sister Olive-a whom we rescue from a wall Ollie put her in cus she pissed her off or some shit Idk. He copy n' pastes Bow Wow's move from the first game but different with da twitch streamerz and uber eat's guy shows up n' saves Marro, Olive-a and folded Bow Wow.....then gets bodied but that isn't important. 

Time skip 100~

One trip round whisper forest, home to some rule 34 treez, back to Todd Toom for moi, but *Le Gasp*  T H I C C  B o i G u m b a t i m e !

Olive-a: "Oh it's a surrender flag. Bitch gives up!"

T H I C C gumba go Atacc!

Olive-a: "Nevermind, he still goin' oh god no I'm sowwy stap AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Blep~

So now we beat up some Supa Marro greek god or somethin' and get e a r t h p o w a we then stroll into Mr. Boss man. K so now time to introduce the MLG legion, workin' under Ollie. There's:

Cringe Pencils

Rubber Boomer

Hole Poggers

T A P E

Snip 100

and good doggo sniper yee

so after beatin' Cringe Pencils ass so hard he goes forth wall break, destroy twitch streamer Summit1G red n' move on. On tram bus we meet Bubby the bomb boi.

Time skip the sequal~

So after wawta dragon da non-existent animal we meet da next MLG legion member: Rubber Boomer! What did she do? Well being the BTW rule 34 bitch she is she...tried to call the theater's manager like a Karen (little did she know she was the manager). One bommer show later, Twitch streamer Cohhcarnage blue donzo. Time to head to da next area! How bout N O!

Lo n' behold Ollie shows up like an emo kid who just went on a shopping spree at Hot Topic. He then tries to convince Olive-a to join his MLG army, to which he fails and then proceeds to block da way with a fuckin' boulder, which Olive-a gets crushed by. Being the good friends Marro and Bubby are....ditch Olive-a for a bit to get Bubby's super secret item (A.K.A apart of his dead friends corpse) to commence his Super Duper Ultimate Live Saving Plan: that totally doesn't has to do with him blowing up. 

Time skip the third~

One blowin up, depression Olive-a (depression is no joke, if you have thoughts of suicide or self-harm please get therapy and mental help soon) Hole Poggers, LoZ Windmaker reference, T A P E, child abuse, hand snake, definetly a mistake, Snip 100, pew pew battle, hot thang, c a n n o n t i m e, transformer castle, Sniper, emotion 100 moment later Ollie time!

Sittin' on his throne like a G he casually introduces hisself by showing his Princes Pech window and go's on a lecture on how toads suck and and they all need to die and you will be the last crane blah blah crap. He dies after elemental god showdown, sumo match, B I G B O I n' super beat em' up thangs. 

E N D


Professor Todd: "Acient ones, Acient ones, Acient ones, Acient ones!"

Kamk: "We wern't in da book :("

Bow wow mini: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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