"Oh I'm sorry the happy Gloria can't come to the phone right now.."

"Why?" She giggled insanely.

"Because the teacher decided to take a FRIKIN SCALE TO SCHOOL TODAY AND NOW SHE REALIZES HIW REALLY FRIKIN FAT SHE IS!!" She sighed plastering another fake smile on her face.

"Thanks for understanding.." she hung up slowly and jumped.

*sigh*

I'm dead.