hElLO! You may have gotten here from 'Blood, Sweat, and VOMIT!' or from just searching, but here you are! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this.. Be safe and healthy?

(I didn't specify what BTS era this is set it, but the pictures below describe their clothes)

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Kim Namjoon;

Kim Seokjin;

Min Yoongi;

Jung Hoseok;

Park Jimin;

Kim Taehyung;

Jeon Jungkook;

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Bro I don't even know why we did this it took for fu- (NO) fine, it took forever (:L) I've never been so determined in finding pictures of people in my whole life. I'm older but I was compelled to this da- (>:x) DARNED searching..

Ji-ho (that's HYUNG to you), bro, we did this so people didn't just assume that a bunch of Korean men danced around wearing pink and purple while they destroyed the lives of many.

Min-jun, bro, I know why we did this.. BUT WHY DID I HAV-

아무도 너한테 물어보지 않았어!

I- wHy d0 WE mAkE Pe0PLe rEAd aBOuT ThIs?

하나님, 저는 몰라요 XD

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

#Cousinthingsiswearwe'renotthiscringeyinreallifeokmaybewearebutitsok

BTW my English is getting better and I know what you typed on the last chapter of the other book ;)

아이 씨- Why are we doing this?

We're actually right beside each other writing this with the same computer in the same room in the same house during the same pandemic in the same country in the same district at the same time all while at the same time questioning the same thing.

It's a same-blood thing, don't judge man!

사실 미영누나를 위해 당신을 버릴 거예요.

왜요?! 내가 죽길 원해요?!

왜 안되죠?

와, 할아버지가 재미있을 거라고 말씀하셨어.

헤헤헤, 아닌 것 같아요!

여러분, 우리 할아버지가 틀렸어요! 이 남자랑 사는 건 전혀 재미없어요.

아, 당신은 나를 사랑합니다.

당신이 정말 틀렸고, 분명 뭔가가 머리를 부딪혔을 거예요.

하하하하하하하!

전하, 저는 슬픔으로 가득 차 있습니다. 저는 제 사촌과 저에 대해 깊이 사과하고, 제가 22살이라고 말할 때 저를 믿으세요. 제 사촌동생은 24살입니다. 맹세해요, 우린 성인이에요!

바보, 그들은 당신을 이해하지 못할 거예요.

저는 이제 신경 안 써요, 화장실에 갈 거예요. 독자 여러분 안녕히 가세요, 다시 한번 대단히 죄송합니다.

우리가 실제로 이 모든 것을 썼다는 게 믿기지 않아요, 그런데, 정말 그런 일이 일어났어요! 그냥 직접 싸우는 게 아니라 온라인에서 바로 옆에서 싸웠어요.. big oof  

XD

그건 그렇고, 저는 이것을 편집하지 않을 거예요. 가서 아침 만들어 주세요.

:(

(I came back and edited this for the lazy old editor that's supposed to edit everything but misses almost every mistake)

Q('s)OTD;

1. What's the meaning of life?

2. What do you think of our stupidity?

3. Do you want us to stop? (just give us a reason to be normal for your sake)

P.S 

Not sure if this is obvious, but..

This book will include a decent amount of swearing and harsh themes. Please, be mindful and don't hate on this because of the choice of words and topics/themes.

Also, we don't usually add pictures and such into the stories. I fished these out so that when we describe certain themes, you aren't confused about what is what with the clothing.

EX. Yoongi tossed his beanie to the side as he charged towards the house..

We don't want you to think like this the whole time;

"What the heck? Yoongi wears so many hats, which one is it?"

"I'm a new ARMY, what is the chain?"

You know?