I'm seeing Civil War in a few hours! I'm probably going to die, but if I somehow make it out alive, there's no need to worry about spoilers in this one shots book. I may write some to be published in a few weeks, after a majority of people have already seen the movie, but if I do that I will write at the top not to read unless you've seen the movie.

For everyone seeing it tonight or this weekend, I ask that you don't comment anything that may spoil the movie for other people who have not seen it yet. By the way, thank you SO much for 120+K. I can't believe it, still.

— Mar