"Are you really going to say no to a virgin dying boy's bucket list?"

Yoongi bit the inside of his lip as he nodded. Hoseok had a serious facial expression but then he burst out laughing.

"Ahh fuck off. I was nervous."

Hoseok laughed a little too hard that he started coughing. Both Taehyung and Jungkook, Hoseok's nurse, looked up alarmed.

"I'm fine! Sorry. That was a good laugh." He said as he settled down.

The two nurses went back to their computers behind their desk as Hoseok started to quietly chuckle again.

"Hoseok shut up! You can't be too loud, okay? Did you forget we have to speak to each other across the fucking hall?"

"It's only six feet away. Plus, you could've easily FaceTimed me."

"Yeah but I wanted to do this face to face."

"Okay, I'll try not to laugh again. But fuck, Yoongi why would you say that? Out of all the things you could've said you said that? An 'I'm-dying-card' would've done the trick."

"I told you it was in the heat of the moment. I thought he'd feel so bad for me he would have no other choice but to come to my room. I should've pulled the dying card. Dammit."

"Oh yeah. Pulling the virgin card only scared him away more. You should've explained to him what you were talking about. It's super weird to invite him to your room and then end with 'are you really going to say no to a virgin dying boy's bucket list?' What do you expect him to say?"

Yoongi groaned, burying his face in his hands and then looking up at the ceiling. "Fuck! I should've told him my oxygen was dropping or something."

A sudden phone noise made him turn his attention to his friend.  Hoseok grinned, showing him the picture he had snapped of him.

"This is perfect. I'm sure someone would want to buy this."

"I forbid you from drawing me and selling me to your followers." He pointed at him.

"You're quite popular among my drawings."

This seemed to flatter Yoongi and he shrugged, "Fine, but draw me without the oxygen. I have to look cute."

"The oxygen is cute and I'm definitely not being biased." He said adjusting his own tubing.

"Uhh negative. It screams 'I-can't-fucking-breathe."

"Fine I'll draw it without it. Thank you for making me one step closer to being rich."

Yoongi shook his long hair tucking it behind his ears. "Sure, sure. I love helping the needy."

Hoseok stuck his tongue out and flicked him from underneath to avoid the nurses from seeing him. Yoongi found it funny and laughed but it was soon cut off after his friend spoke again.

"What did he say afterwards? The guy?"

Yoongi showed him a clown nose, "He threw it at me. I forgot to mention he was still fully dressed as a clown as I was talking to him."

Hoseok started laughing again and Yoongi rolled his eyes once more. "Fuck off. I'm in a really bad situation now. He thinks I'm a horny freak and I still don't have a fake partner for the fucking birthday dinner." He whispered the last part afraid the nurses would hear.

However, they looked like they were fully concentrated in their jobs only picking up on a few noises. Most of the time they were zoned out only picking up on certain things.

"Just tell your mom she misunderstood you."

"It would break her heart. She thinks I'm a loner bitch and she wants me to find love or some shit."

"Hmm, I can be your fake boyfriend."

"Really? You'd do that for me?"

"Of course." He smiled.

But then he remembered that Jin was seriously crushing on him and his smile faded. "No. You wouldn't work."

Hoseok scoffed, "Well I'm sorry Mr. Picky. I didn't know you had many choices."

"It's because I just remember I told my mom that my partner didn't have my condition either. It would totally break her heart if she thought I was in an impossible love story."

"Dammit. I would've been the perfect candidate too!"

"Yeah I know but I guess you know what that means."

He nodded, "Yeah tell your mom it was a misunderstandin—"

"I have to see this guy and he happens to be coming in today. I need to explain my situation."

"What? Yoongi you do realize that this guy thinks you're a creep right? Did you forget the part were you insinuated that you wanted to fuck?"

"I don't want to fuck him."

Hoseok raised his eyebrows and Yoongi sighed, "I mean I'm not opposed to it but I'm not openly trying to fuck him. If the situation arose and we were in the mood and he wanted to, then I guess I could do it. I would sacrifice myself." 

Taehyung looked up from his computer and rolled his eyes, drifting his attention back to the screen. All he heard was 'trying to fuck him' and he tuned the rest out.

"Give them a break. They have to talk six feet away." Jungkook chuckled.

Taehyung turned his attention to him, "They could just FaceTime. They do it constantly."

"Well every now and then they need a little interaction."

"Yeah about that, I have to leave early today because my dog has a vet appointment and—"

"You have a dog? Aww. Cute. What's their name?"

"Yeah I have a dog. His name is Yeontan."

"Cute! Do you have a picture?"

"Jungkook, are you listening to me?"

"Yeah of course. I just get so distracted when it comes to dogs. I love them. You know we don't really know each other that much despite us working side by side almost everyday."

"Uh huh. So, I have to leave early today and Yoongi likes to sneak around a bit. He gets away from the other nurses that are supposed to watch him. He's such a hardhead and I really want to keep him healthy. Can you also keep an extra eye on him?"

Jungkook blinked rapidly as Taehyung seemed to be getting closer to him. His face was blank and up closer he was more beautiful than afar.

"Uhhh sure. Yeah. Sure." He responded because somehow he seemed compelled to do his every command.

Taehyung nodded, turning his attention back to his task. "Perfect." He mumbled as he finished typing his stuff up.

He got up from the chair and walked towards Yoongi. "Come on it's time to do your Afflovest." He said.

"No! I hate that shit!" He whined.

Taehyung leaned over towards his face, "Stop being a baby and let's go. You're so noncompliant it's not funny."

Yoongi stuck his tongue out at him but got up from the floor. "I will FaceTime you in a bit." He told Hoseok before walking in the room. 

Taehyung glanced at Jungkook with a teasing smirk trying to prove his point that in fact they FaceTimed all the time.

Jungkook chuckled and then kept staring at Taehyung as he followed Yoongi behind. He never really did realize how cute he was.

Once the door closed behind he caught eyes with Hoseok who was still sitting down on the floor. Drawing on his pad.

"You've already done your treatment right?"

Hoseok nodded proudly. Jungkook smiled in response, "Oh Hoseok, you make my job so much easier."

•••

"Yoongi? Hello?" Jin said, waving his hand.

"He's not listening to you." Jeongyeon said through the FaceTime call.

"What? I'm listening. I'm just uhh..."

"You keep staring at the clock. What's wrong?" Jin asked.

My clown is about to leave!

"Uhh nothing. Nothing. I'm just uhh wondering if you're going to see Hoseok."

"Of course I'm going to see him. I do every time I visit you."

"He's clearly trying to tell you to get the fuck out." Jeongyeon said.

Jin scoffed offended as he put the phone down. "You want me to get the fuck out?"

"Well, no but also yes."

"Yoongi!" He responded offended.

"Hey! Pick me up! I want to see." Jeongyeon screamed through the phone.

"I need to do something important."

"What's that?"

Yoongi sighed, growing more anxious as the clock ticked. "It's a long story. I just don't have time to tell you today, but I will next time."

Jin crossed his arms over his chest, "Are you trying to sneak out?"

"Maybe."

"Ahh you want to go mess with the nurses on the bottom floor huh?"

"Yes. You got it."

"Hey! I'm still staring at the ceiling. Pick me up! Hey!"

Jin ignored his phone and kept his attention on Yoongi. "How are you going to get past your nurse?"

"He's gone right now." Yoongi whispered, glancing towards the semi-opened door. Jin always forgot to close it.

"But I'm going to need you to distract the other nurse."

"What other nurse?"

Jungkook was approaching the door to see if Yoongi needed something since Taehyung had personally asked him to keep an eye on him.

"You know the tall one with tattoos and piercings? Fuck he is gorgeous." Yoongi groaned.

"I want to see the hot nurse! Pick me up and show me." Jeongyeon said.

Jin noticed that Jungkook had just opened the door completely. His eyes widened as his friend kept blabbing about him.

"He's so muscular too! I love it when he wears the navy blue scrubs it makes his figure stand out. His ass looks real fucking good—"

"Shh." Jin murmured, shaking his head.

"He's so, so gorgeous I just want to eat him up—"

Jungkook cleared his throat and Yoongi instantly turned towards the door. "Hello. I was just wondering if you needed something."

Yoongi felt his face turn bright pink as Jin tried to fight off a smirk. "Is that the hot tattooed nurse? Let me see!"

Jin quickly rushed to the phone, "I will call you later. We're in a sticky situation. Love you bye!" He whispered before she even had the time to speak. 

"For the record we were talking about another hot nurse with tattoos and piercings." Yoongi tried to explain.

Jin sighed looking down at the floor. "Yoongi shut the fuck up." He mumbled under his breath.

"Okay, okay. Umm well I'm going to be outside if you need me."

"Yes sir." Yoongi said as Jungkook walked away, closing the door behind.

"Fuck I almost said yes daddy." Jin murmured.

Yoongi nodded his head eagerly, "Me too!"

"He's pretty hot."

"I know. Holy shit I can't believe he heard me say that. Fuck. Okay too late to worry about that now. Can you help me now?"

"Sure thing, just tell me what to do."

Yoongi smiled as he leaned in to tell him the plan.  All he could do was hope that Jimin wasn't gone yet or it would've been all for nothing.

Including the humiliation of a sexy nurse hearing him blab about how hot he was.