Sorry if you see any typos i'll redit this eventually.
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"Yes! We're going to find a village!" Narancia said, as he was very excited to find a village. He went fishing so he was prepared to find a cat. And he has plenty of bones from skeletons for doggies. The only thing he wasn't excited for was the long ride to the mainland, but it won't be THAT long, except for the fact that it is. And by the time they will get to the mainland, Narancia will probably be asleep even though he can't skip the day by sleeping.

"Well we'll find one eventually Narancia, we might not find one right away. Just don't get your hopes up too high." Fugo said.

"I'm not," Narancia said, lying. He's so totally hyped to find a village and can't wait to find something to tame.
Of course, they knew he was lying but they can't really do much about that.

"What are we waiting for, let's go already!" Mista whined.

"We'll go tomorrow. If you haven't already seen it, it's getting nighttime, and we need the protection of our houses and not to be in the open sea." Bruno said.

Narancia and Mista became sad and trudged home. It then started raining. The rain really is convenient with the sad Mista and sad cat- I mean Narancia sadly walking home. The rain bounced off their blocky, waterproof, bodies whilst they trudge. The rest of the group walks after them, but not as sad.

"Hey, Narancia! Wait up!" Fugo said, sprinting to him.

"What Fugo," Narancia said.

"Don't be so bummed, we'll find a village tomorrow and something for you to tame ok?" Fugo said. He raised his eyebrows because he can. Narancia perked up a bit at the comment.

"Ok Fugo, but promise we'll find one tomorrow!" Narancia said. Fugo honestly could really promise it but he did anyway.

"Alright, I promise." Fugo said.

"Good, by the way, I did as much as I could of the math homework, and I think I got some right, even though I only did like three questions....." Narancia said, running away.

"YOU DID HOW MANY?!?!?!" Fugo said, chasing after him with the fork.

"Mista, stop being so sad jeez you're bumming the rest of us out with those vibes man." Trish said. Mista offendedly gasped.

"Trish omg you're so mean! Plus you're not the one who's dreams were just (temporarily) crushed!!" Mista said.

"My dreams shattered a long time ago." Trish said solemnly.

"Jeez stop being so brooding, Trish." Mista said.

"MISTA YOU'RE SO MEAN! AND YOU SMELL HORRIBLE! GIORNO HELP ME!!" Trish screamed and ran over to Giorno.

"All alone again huh?" Mista said to himself.

"I said, ALL ALONE AGAIN HUH?" Mista screamed.

"What? Oh yea, feel better Mista." Giorno said while peeling Trish from him. Mista gasped and ran home crying.

"Well, Leone? How was it." Bruno said, walking with Abbacchio.

"Infuriating, we were out for hours, with that brat! I don't see why you like him so much Bucciarati!" Abbacchio said.

"Giorno is a valuable part of this team! Without him, we could all be dead! I don't see why you don't like him so much." Bruno said.

"He's just not trustworthy! Like at all! And his hair is weird." Abbacchio said, crossing his arms if he hasn't already.

"You can't not like him because of his hair! That's no good reason, and just because YOU think he's untrustworthy, doesn't mean he really his. Besides, he's showed plenty of trustworthiness towards us." Bruno said.

"You've grown too soft, Bucciarati. Ever since you adopted all these kids you've been getting too soft." Abbacchio huffed.

"I brought Fugo onto this theme before I brought you in ok? If anything YOU'VE made me soft. But I like to think I've softened you up as well." Bruno said. Abbacchio tched. Bruno opened the door to their house and held it open for Abbacchio, even though that's not really possible, he just wants to be "formal" or whatever.

"Rest up for the trip tomorrow 'k Abbacchio?" Bruno said.

"Same goes for you capo" Abbacchio said. Bruno really has softened him up.

- the next day -

"WAKE UPPPPP! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPPPP" Local house rat Narancia screamed.

"Narancia shut up, please," Mista said walking out of his room, yawning.
Narancia was currently running around the islands screaming at everyone to wake up so they can go to the mainland now. He's already woken Fugo, Bruno, and Abbacchio. Even though he was greeted by a fork in the face when he woke up Fugo, and Abbacchio asked for a fork from Fugo to stab Narancia with. Bucciarati was actually already up. So he was off to the last house. He was in Mista, Trish, and Giorno's house and well, Mista wasn't happy.

"Narancia get the fuck out of my house this instant or else I am going to shoot you so much even Giorno can't heal you." Mista threatened.

"Yea, sure you would. Just like how many times you had to get "shot" to get your dick sucked by Giorno!" Narancia yelled.

Giorno suddenly emerged from the depths of his room.
"I did what now?" Giorno said tiredly. He stretched his arms a bit before making extremely direct eye contact with the local house rat.

"Narancia where the hell did you get that from!" Mista said.

"I sucked your dick?, I don't remember doing anything that explicit" Giorno mumbled.

"Don't think I don't know what happened! You did! I saw it with my own eyes! You can't tell me otherwise!" Narancia puffed his chest and crossed his arms over it. Giorno facepalmed and shook his head.

"It's official, Narancia's lost his mind. He has no idea what he's talking about." Mista said. Giorno wandered out into the hall and into their storage room for food and supplies. Their house was so boring and plain and desperately needed decoration. They were planning to get it today though. Bruno initially had a plan for each of them to take their own boat so they could bring back their own animals and make an animal farm. Which supplies them with meat, feathers, milk, leather, and wool. Which will be very good for decorating and making food. They still need a regular farm buuuuut Giorno can cheat with his stand and doesn't feel guilty for it so he's all good. Of course, Bruno would probably scold him if he found out but he most likely won't.

Mista followed Giorno out, he would be awaiting Trish's screams and her beating Narancia for disturbing her beauty sleep.

"Oi Giorno! How did the ride go last night?" Mista asked, leaning on the oakwood slab.

"It was....... alright. Not too bad, not really too good." Giorno said, looking out the window.

"And why's that. Abbacchio made you drink his piss again or somethin?" Mista shrugged, getting some bread from the food chest, and closing it behind him.

"No, just us being a dysfunctional family again, you know," Giorno said.

"Oh, I see......." Mista said.

"Also, why does Narancia think I sucked you off?" Giorno said like he wanted to avoid asking the question, but did anyway.

"Don't know dude. I seriously have no idea." Mista said.

"Is that even allowed? In the Mafia?" Giorno asked.

"Not even sure dude, but I've seen plenty of couples in the mafia I'd have to rid of." Mista said.

"Are we allowed?" Giorno asked. Mista looked at him suspiciously.

"W-What! I'm not saying I'd actually want to do something like that!" Giorno said, offended by Mista's stupid intentions.

"But would you?" Mista said, suggestively raising his eyebrows.

"Let's not talk about this now. We don't need anyone walking in on this conversation and thinking its something else like Narancia always does." Giorno said.

"Ok, but don't expect me not to bother you about it later," Mista said.

"Sure, Guido" Giorno said.

"Using the first name eh? Giovanna?" Mista said. He can almost hear Fugo telling him not to egg him on but why wouldn't he? Mista took a step closer to Giorno.

"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of staying right there you're coming to me?" Giorno said.

"I cant pester the shit out of you without getting any closer!" Mista said.

"Oh, then come as close as you'd li- Hey wait, I just said we're going to talk about that later!" Giorno said.

"Gladly," Mista said.

"What?" Giorno said, paused, and walked off. Mista snickered, and drank his milk.

Soon enough they were all ready to go, they were planning to go in pairs on the boats and on the way back they'd each bring an animal. Except for someone is going to have to boat alone which no one really wants to do so they do a couple rounds of janken to decide. Mista looses, he's going alone. Giorno internally snickers about this because now Mista can't pester him about any of his romantic relations and feelings. Mista has the Sex Pistols anyways, he'll be fine. Even if they're whining or asleep. So Giorno and Narancia go together, they like to mix things up sometimes. Hopefully, Narancia won't pester Giorno about what happened earlier.

- from now on this is going to be shit because the rest of the 5000 words were deleted beyond this point so it's going to be horrible now because i'm sad and i need to complete this and nobody cares -

Trish and Abbacchio were sitting with each other again. They'd probably be mostly silent but when they do talk they'd probably just be talking about the Italian mafia Hot Topic lipstick and clothes.

Fugo and Bruno, an odd pair......... but a good one. The both of them had joined at very young ages, so they can relate on that and plenty of other things as well. But the two get along nonetheless. So, they're boating together now. Fugo went to get to the front but was stopped by a hand.

"Fugo, let me drive. You're always driving everyone around and you need a break yourself." Bruno said.

"Thanks for the offer Bucciarati, but please, it's my job, capo. Consider this a treat for your advancement." Fugo reasoned.

"Fugo, shut up. I'm not letting you get on this boat before me. I'm driving." Bruno said.

"But Bucciarati-"

"No buts, Fugo. You're letting me drive." Bruno said. At this, Fugo knew his argument was finished. He reluctantly let Bruno get in before him. Fugo would eventually doze off on Bruno's shoulder. He didn't have a good morning, not really anyone did because of Narancia waking everyone up.

- Narancia & Giorno bonding moment -

Giorno could almost feel how much Narancia wanted to ask him about that morning. He could feel it from the older boy behind him. That's when he tapped his shoulder and spoke up.

"Hey Giorno-"

"Narancia, listen. I don't know what you think you saw." Giorno paused. "I know what you think you saw, but it didn't happen. Nothing happened. Whatever you saw was just from the adrenaline and because you might've though you saw something when really nothing happened. So shut up, leave the topic alone, and don't bother either Mista or myself about it again. Got it?" Giorno said. Narancia froze and pulled his hand away. Giorno assumed Narancia had gotten the point, so he layed off and focused on driving. Of course, Narancia had gotten more than just the point. Giorno's comment had left him scared, so he stayed quiet.

A while later the gang was inturrupted by a scream. The local house rat had once again inturrupted their peace.

"GUYS! GUYS! IT'S OVER THERE! THE MAINLAND! GIORNO! WE FOUND IT!" Narancia screamed. He was jumping up and down and up and down while pointing towards the just now loading in mainland.

"Narancia! Stop! You're going to turn-" Giorno was interrupted to the boat tipping. Giorno felt like he was done with Narancia entirely. He doesn't want to be mean but if he keeps messing these things up and annoying people why is he on the team? Giorno doesn't really know his life before the mafia, nor does he really care to know. But he might ask someday. Narancia started screaming about the issue at hand, the tipping boat.

The two were waiting for their bodies to hit the water, but it never came. They opened their eyes to an empty sea, and open air. Narancia did his huh™️ and Giorno looked confused as well.

"Giorno, what happened?" Narancia asked, he was blindly acting on instinct, forgetting he was scared of Giorno.

"I'm not sure, but where's everyone else?" Giorno asked. Narancia looked everywhere, up, side to side. They couldn't be underwater, they'd drown and are also supposed to float.

"N-Narancia, look." Giorno said ominously, pointing in the water.

"Giorno, old buddy old pal, they can possibly be in the water! It's not- WOAH MY GOSH THEY'RE IN THE WATER!" Narancia screamed.

"Yes, I know they're in the water." Giorno said with his straight as ever face. In the water, looking straight back at them, was their gang. In their boats, as if they were a reflection that lives. This gave Giorno deja vu from his Illuso fight. The bottom of the boats became their tops, the world seemed reversed for the two in the reflection.

"W-What is this?" Giorno said, looking around frantically for someone, a stand user to get rid of.

"Let's see if they're real" Narancia said, reaching into the water. Abbacchio and Trish were closest, so Abbacchio grabbed his arm.

"So they are rea- Hey!" Narancia said, getting pulled in. To Narancia and Giorno, he was just going underwater. But to the gang on the other side, Narancia was emerging from the water.

"Abbacchio, what's happening? Is he ok?" Bruno said. They had expect to see Narancia coming up, gasping for breath from staying underwater for that long. But he came up.... upside down?? And he appeared to be holding his breath.

"Narancia! Narancia!" Bruno yelled. Narancia didn't bat an eyelash, he didn't seem to hear Bruno. The boy in question wiggled out of the big tiddy goth girlfriend's grip, and goes back underwater.

"What the hell is going on? Why can't he breathe up here, and why is he upside down?" Fugo asked.

"It must be a stand! If we could find the user, we can stop it. This is already taking long enough and the longer we wait the darker it'll get!" Bruno said.

"But how do we find the user? We can't use Aerosmith like we usually can." Mista spoke up.

"Well actually we kind of can, Mista check the minimap" Bruno said. Mista took out the map and gasped.
"Guys, we're on the map but not those two," Mista said, pointing to the reversed boat.

"How is that even possible, they're here, but not registered or something?" Bruno asked.

"Dunno, ask the expert down there!" Mista said.

"Giorno! You try going in, maybe it'll work for you!" Narancia said.

"I highly doubt that will work but ok." Giorno said. He dived into the water, it was still water and everyone was still upside down. Giorno figured it must have had to do with the ocean floor? Possibly? So he dove down deeper, nothing really seemed out of the ordinary, the occasional fish or squid was normal. He dove down deeper, nothing about the underwater terrain was abnormal either. But Giorno spotted something out of his peripherals, it was small, shiny, but didn't seem like anything special. Giorno swam towards it, the water was a little bit foggy, but he could see the sun shining down from the surface. By now, Giorno would be running out of air, but we all know people have no lungs in anime, unless when said, like before the seven page muda.

Giorno went to touch the thing, but as soon as he did, he was in the sky? Before he started falling, he looked down to see the group, they were on the same side as him now. So now Giorno knows how to get Narancia on the other side.

Giorno felt the wind curve around and through him, it was more than just a breeze now. He has to tell Narancia now, but he's not sure if they can communicate through the water, trying to talk through water just comes out muffled and is barely even comprehensible. But Narancia is somewhat smart, they know he'll think of something. He'll get through it like he always does, one way or another.

Before he knew it, Giorno hit the water, passing everyone on the way down. He braved for impact, and the water forcing itself onto him from all angles. It shook him a little but he was fine otherwise. He took a moment to enjoy the serenity of being submerged in the water, watching the fish swim by leisurely and the flora swaying peacefully. He looked to Narancia, who was watching him intently. Giorno mouthed a "sorry" and swam up to the rest of the group that was waiting patiently. When he breached the surface he saw the group was glad they he solved it, and could finally get out of this conundrum.

"So who's boat am I taking? Mista's I suppose." Giorno asked.

"But I'm enjoying my lonesome! Giorno, can't you just use your stand to get to shore?" Mista complained.

"I mean I'd rather not, but if there's no other resort then I'd gladly do it." Giorno said.

"Just shut up and do it, Giovanna!" Abbacchio said. Giorno gave him an annoyed look.

"It's not your boat i'm getting in, you have no right in this conversation, also we can't even go yet. We're still waiting for Narancia." Giorno said. Abbacchio was getting angry.

"Then leave him! We don't have all the time in the world!" Abbacchio yelled.

"This isn't a life or death situation we can wait as long as it takes!" Giorno said.

"But that's the problem! He can obviously figure it out himself! He'll be fine and he can figure it out fast enough that we'll probably be already there to the mainland when he gets up!" Fugo said.

"Have you seen him? I'd probably take hours! He's not smart enough!" Abbacchio said.

"Uh, guys?" The arguing group freezes, the angry mood dissipating, turning into guilt.

"I-I-uhh-h.... yes?" Mista said, stuttering nervously.

"Why are you arguing?" Narancia asked.

- a few minutes earlier -

Narancia was in the middle of some thinking time, when he decided to check on how the group was doing. Giorno just made it out so he supposed he'd get it soon with instructions that he doesn't even know how he'll get. He looked at the group, Giorno was floating in the water, everything seemed fine.

"How am I supposed to do this!" Narancia said, tugging on the bottom of Giorno's pantleg. But Giorno didn't budge at all.

"Fine i'll just do it myself!" Narancia said. He wasn't sure how, but he knew he had to do something.

"Aerosmith!" Narancia called. Aerosmith came flying over his head, and Narancia's detector summoned in a blink.

"So what do I do now?" He asked himself. He thought and thought, which resulted in a headache because he's not used to thinking so hard.

"Ok, well I don't think anyone is near, so I'll just shoot in every possible direction! That should work just fine!" Narancia said, checking his radar one more time with nothing showing up.

"Vola vola vola vola vola vola!" He yelled as Aerosmith shot. It's honestly a funny sight for a non-stand user. Just seeing some weirdly dressed kid -that looks like a stripper- just yelling and repeating half a word and then finishing it with a weird stance. Not to mention he's just standing around and saying things for his stand that doesn't even talk or have a war cry. He just looks plain stupid but doesn't really care.

So anyways, nothing happened for a minute, leaving Narancia a little disappointed, by he's ready to try something new out. But before he can he's suddenly......... underwater? Narancia assumes that he was distracted and fell into the water, but he wasn't sure. He slowly came up, finding himself on the same side as everyone else. They were seemingly having an argument,

"How dare they have an argument without me!" Narancia dramatically slapped a hand over his heart.

He came up only slightly, peering in on their argument while catching his breath. He stayed there for a while, getting an earful of what they were talking about. Narancia felt his heart ache a little, they're doubting him now, they've done it before, but might not do it again after this.

- present time -

"H-How much did you hear?" Bruno asked nervously.

"Enough." Narancia mumbled, still barely surfaced.

"Narancia, we're sorr-"

"Anyways, Giorno hurry up and get on Mista's boat. I can swim at the speed of light so it's fine." Narancia inturrupted, bouncing back rather suspiciously. All the gang did was stare in confusion.

"What? You can't possibly be serious! Aren't you upset or anything?" Abbacchio asked. Narancia looked a bit annoyed, rushing to change the topic.

"Just shut up about that." Narancia mumbled through his teeth, barely audible. He then started again,

Ok, well I'll see you there!" Narancia said, swimming away and letting the water clean his teary face but also use it as a refresher. He got there in a few seconds, he was a little slower due to the distraction.

"Wait..... he could swim this entire time?" Mista yelled.

"GET BACK HERE YOU!" Mista said, starting after him. But he was stopped by Giorno.

"I highly doubt you'd make it in time, he's already there." Giorno said.

"Ok, then hurry up and get on my boat!" Mista said. Giorno swam towards to boat, only to have a certain realization. If he got on that boat, Mista would pester him nonstop about what he said that morning.

"You know what I think i'll just swim aswell." Giorno said, already having something in hand to get him to shore faster.

"WHAT?!?!" Mista yelled, but Giorno was already almost there. So he started after him, and so did the rest of the gang.

Giorno arrived at the island, seeing a Narancia sitting quietly. He hurried out of his boat and walked over. He sat down next to Narancia.

"Narancia, I'm sorry. I hope you understand that I was attempting my best at trying to get them to stay, I didn't know you had already figured it out." Giorno said. Narancia stayed quiet, but leaned his head of wet, dark hair, on Giorno's also wet shoulder. Giorno patted the small boy's head.

The team arrived quickly, not that long after Giorno. Bruno discussed the plan with them.

"Got that everyone? Narancia?" Bruno asked. Narancia nodded his head.

"Repeat what I just said." Bruno said.

"Well, we all go in one direction, and if anyone sees a vill- I mean a structure or biome of somewhat importance then we note it and possibly go. We also don't have to stick directly together, just remotely so we can see someone." Narancia said. Fugo jabbed him in the gut with the car keys.

"Ow! Where'd you get those!" Fugo jabbed him again.

"Ow! Stop!!!" Narancia said, reaching out to get his own knife.

"You two! Stop it right now!" Bruno said sternly. The two stopped and separated.

"Ok, so I think we should-" Bruno was interrupted by an excited Narancia.

"We're going that way!" Narancia said, running off in some direction.

"Are you sure we have to stick together?" Mista whined.

"Just- Just shut up! We don't want a repeat of what just happened, so just stop before it happens again!" Fugo said. Mista nodded and reluctantly went along with the group, but they were stopped for a minute that they aren't sure why, just letting Narancia go ahead they suppose.

Narancia was wandering for a while, staying close to the shoreline so it's easier to find his way back. He'll admit that he of course isn't that smart but he's not as dumb as everyone thinks he is. He's done all sorts of things on his own that no one else even has an idea of how to do.

"I'll show them." He muttered, trudging through a plains biome when he spots some floating oak stairs right where his chunks cut off. Usually it would be odd, but there might be something more to it. Narancia sprints forward, excited to find out what it is. Excitement and adrenaline forcing the current thoughts out of his mind, through one ear and out the other.

As the chunks load in so do more oak stairs, and then wood, and torches, and houses! Narancia had done it! He found a village. He ran to the nearest way in, which was right next to a blacksmith! It was a huge village too. Narancia turned to tell the gang.

"Hey guys I found a-"

"......Village". Narancia mumbled to an empty plains biome facing him. He looked around, no one is around. They had left him.
As the boy held his heart way over his head, it grew heavy way too soon. And down it went, past it's safe space, and down to the deepest and darkest his heart could go to. And down went the sun.

"HaHa, what am I thinking? They're just slow walkers, they'll get here soon!" Narancia said to himself, trying to cheer himself up. Even the nearby villagers could tell he wasn't even sure if that statement was true or not. But nonetheless, it sort of worked. His sense of false hope kept him going, through the village and beyond. Narancia took a deep breath and went on his way, starting at the blacksmith.
The blacksmith was pretty good, holding some iron horse armor, iron ingots, apples, and some sticks. It wasn't too good, but if he finds a horse and a saddle he could get a horse and ride it around, put it in a boat and drive it everywhere. He had also gone fishing and got fish if he finds a cat. And he also stole everyone's bones if he finds a dog.

That sounds weirder then it should be.

Anyways, as Narancia checks through each building, there were chests, and beds. He had took seven unconsciously, being so used to getting things for everyone and failing pretty badly. But this time he wants to do it right. So he can make them proud when thy see that he got everything for them and they didn't need to do more except drive home with the animals and things. Narancia could only imagine how proud they would be. Showering him with hugs and compliments telling him how good and competent he is. And maybe Fugo will cancel his math lessons and just tell him how smart he is and hug while Bruno and Abbacchio cook him his favorite food, and Mista plays his favorite albums. Giorno can make him a cat. Narancia grins at the though.

Now of course, this doesn't happen, but who am I, the author, to prevent this adorable little boy from some happy thoughts.

Anyway, while strolling through the village Narancia came across a fountain, with a horse inside. Now Narancia knows how to trade, and he can get some good things by doing so. He might be able to steal that horse.

On the way there, Narancia spent some time thinking of names for pets he would find and most definitely tame, and he came up with some good ones for specific animals. If he gets that horse, he might name it either Linguini or Penne. If he finds a cat he's definitely naming it pizza. And if he finds a dog he'll name it Narancia 2. He absolutely loves and cherishes the names he chose.

- when the child gets a saddle -

"Yes! I found a saddle!" Narancia exclaimed, running to find the fountain of horse. That's what he named it because he found the horse there.
After a minute of running around he found it, rushing through the gate and to the horse. It looked pretty useless, but it was an achievement either way. First, Narancia bribed the horse with apples, then hopped right on. It took a couple tries, but it eventually worked. The hearts indicating the attempt worked filled his vision, exciting him greatly.

"I have a horse now! Linguini! I choose you!" He yelled, riding out to the blacksmith. It was a nice breeze, wind blowing through his messy hair, and gently tossing around his skirt which hung loose. The wind left alone Narancia's tight fitting shirt and pants.    His shoes came flying off before, but they're on better now. During his relaxing ride, Narancia felt like eating air. Fugo always told him not to, but Fugo's not there right now, he still isn't. Please come back Fugo.

Narancia opened his mouth and let the breeze that was pounding his face fill his mouth, it didn't really taste like anything. But he soon chomped his teeth closed, eating the air. He chomped whatever was there and swallowed, paying close attention to how to air cascades down his throat. He found the experience quite rejuvenating.

And before he knew it, he was where he started, back at the beginning. Narancia got off his horse, getting out a lead and tying it to a fence. The moon just on the horizon, shining it's heavenly light on him, and his legendary horse. It was still quite bright for being nighttime. But nonetheless Narancia enjoyed it. The light and iron golems provided security from the mobs, so Narancia should be good for the night.

As Narancia took his first couple steps off the horse, he heard a faint sound. He froze, thinking it could be a mob or something, he's tired of getting blown up. He went closer to where he heard it, of course if it is a mob then he'd suffer the consequences but if it's not. Oooooh, but if it's not. As Narancia creeped around the corner, he could see the animal in all its beauty.

"Pizza!" He cried. There was a beautiful, orange, cat right in front of him. The cat did not know he was there. Narancia crouched down, and held out the fish he had. He followed the cat a bit, wherever the cat went he would follow. But eventually the cat turned and crouched as well, slowly moving towards the boy radiating excitement. At first the cat was out of range, but it quickly moved in, Narancia spamming the orange cat with fish, watching intently for those hearts. After he had given away all of his fish, Narancia felt saddened, until he saw a fish floating next to him, he must have dropped it! This might be his only chance.

He reached out to the cat, giving it his last fish, awaiting the hearts. But alas, HE SAW THEM. Narancia squealed, and picked up the cat. Of course, picking up cats is quite difficult, but he eventually got it.

"Pizza! Pizza! Pizzaaaaa! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you so muuuchhhhhhh!!!" He screamed, hugging the cat. After a minute or two he calmed down.

"I will love you forever." He whispered, walking with the cat in his arms. He would call this the best feeling ever, having his beautiful cat in his arms. But he knows there is no better feeling then an congratulating hug from his friends, and heroes. The same ones that were not even here, but Narancia felt achieved nonetheless. His fingers wrapped around the cat, holding Pizza so securely. Just like how Narancia wishes he could be held by F-

Anyway,,,,,,,,,,,

Narancia sets his cat down, getting a lead and tying it to the same fence Linguini was on. Narancia would've liked to get Narancia 2 tonight, but he knows he should be heading back. He just ran to get his diamonds he kept safely hidden in a chest. He had done a lot of trading to get diamonds and now he finally had some. This made Narancia very proud.

This trip had been successful, so far that is.

As the moon shone high in the sky, the boy walked back to his animals, who were waiting patiently for him. He didn't notice six figures approaching from afar.

"Pizza, Linguini, I love you!" He said, hugging them. Narancia took one last look in his inventory before he would leave. But as he looked he noticed the things he got.

"Seven beds? Why do I have seven beds?" He said to no one in particular. His cat meowed.

"Ok, Pizza, Linguini. I'll tell you, but. no one else! You see, I'm just so used to getting extra supplies for my gang that I guess I did this without really realizing it. But I won't put them back. They'll be so proud when they see what we got for them got it?" Narancia said. The cat meowed, but Linguini made a horse noise now.

"Ok, well I know you must be wondering where they are, well I really don't know. I haven't seen them in a while even though we were supposed to stick together. I guess why they left was because I ruined everyone's day entirely. So I guess it's only fair if they leave me, so I can't keep ruining things for them. But I don't mean it! I don't want to make things unbearable but I guess I do anyway! See! It's best if I just leave them alone so they don't have to deal with the troublesome me! But i'll still give them the stuff because I want to be useful!" He said. He looked past his animals and saw a creeper approaching. He decided to go over a fight it, because he can probably protect his pets better than he can protect his gang. But it was too late, the creeper had blown up, leaving Narancia with half a heart.

"Well at least i'm not dead!" He said, sorting through his inventory for food.

"Wow, I didn't get any food. I guess I really am that stupid. But it's ok, i'll just ride you home Linguini!" Narancia said, going to untie his pets. But he heard another meow.

"Ok, yes, I know Pizza. But I don't know why you think I shouldn't just leave. I get you think that since they're my friends that they shouldn't leave me! But it's happened all too many times and I know better to let myself get upset all over again. Just like I was back then. I'm not going to let it happen again. I-I won't! You know what! I'm sorry! I shouldn't be doubting them like this! I'll just, not say anything. And give them my stuff! That should make up for everything!" Narancia said, his voice cracking at the last part. He was silent for a minute.

"I'm not. Going to let myself. Get upset!" He repeated, his breathing turning shallow, tears welling in his eyes.

"Gangsters don't cry! What am I doing!" He exclaimed.

Narancia felt a hand on his shoulder, and immediately jerked his arm away. He looked to see what it was, but the sand was already falling. Narancia, Linguini, and Pizza, were all falling to their deaths. The sand fell to reveal a deep hole, that would definitely kill them on impact. The last thing the plummeting boy say, was six pairs of eyes, staring right back at him.

"narancia fell from a high height"

Narancia respawned in his house, in his bedroom. It took him a minute to realize what just happened.

"I'm going to be in the deepest shit i've ever been in when they get back." He said.

"Wait........." He started, when a violent sob wracked his body.

"PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!
LINUINIIIIIIIIIIII!
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOESSSSS!" He cried, curling up on the floor. He had lost everything, his diamonds, his pets, his items, HIS FAMILY! But they'll be back later. So he didn't really loose them. But he lost everything else. Narancia laid there, crying in his ball of misery. A pose he was trained to do, all those years ago. He cried there, he cried and cried until he had no idea what time it was. He cried hard, so so hard. It was his first time finding a village and cat from the new update. And he got diamonds! Diamonds! But he lost it all.
Narancia cried himself to the point he got so tired he just fell asleep with tear stained, and wet cheeks.

He was woken up by a heavy feeling in his abdomen. He could hear whoever calling his name, but he was just coming out of his deep trance called sleep. He was being shook, but he still felt the heavy weight on him. It suddenly pressed harder.

"Stop." He tiredly mumbled, not even half awake. It pressed down even harder, waking Narancia up the rest of the way.

"Would ya stop it already!" He said, whacking the leg on top of him and opening his eyes.

"Finally you're up. Took you long enough." Someone grumbled. Narancia whined.

"Just let me grieve in peace!" Narancia said, swatting dangerously close to someone who was radiating anger. Narancia huddled inside himself, trying to be as small as possible. He still hasn't opened his eyes yet, but he could very well tell why was there by who has spoken up. He could tell Mista was there, possibly Abbacchio. He thought that was Fugo calling his name but he wasn't completely sure. The weight in his abdomen quickly became uncomfortable, Narancia squirming in response, trying to get it off of him. Only for it to press harder, keeping him in place.

By now, Narancia was forced to open his eyes, looking at a bunch of distant eyes staring down at him.

"What could you possibly want in this moment of my pain and sorrow!" Narancia whined.

"An explanation." Bruno said. Narancia did his huh™️ and gave him a questionable look.

"For what?" Narancia asked, unaware that he forgot some events from earlier.

"For what you said earlier!" Mista exclaimed. Narancia still didn't know what was going on.

"What did I say earlier?" Narancia asked. Fugo facepalmed.

"Are you messing with me you little shit?!" Abbacchio yelled, grabbing Narancia by the collar, who was still on the floor, being pushed down by whatever.

"What?!? I seriously have no idea what you're talking about!" He yelled, prying Abbacchio from his shirt. Bruno leaned back against the wall, crossing his arms, pinching the bridge of his nose, and hanging his head in disappointment.

"So now what do we do? Force him to remember?" Abbacchio said.

"We could try to remind him but not forcefully, get him to slowly recall the events of earlier." Giorno said. Abbacchio tched. Mista nodded in approval.

"We should try that, I think it could work." Fugo said.

"Mista, you try." Giorno said, immediately regretting what he just said. Mista shrugged and walked over to the boy on the floor, forcefully grabbing his collar and getting up in his face.

"HEY YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD! YOU SAID SOME WEIRD SHIT AND WE WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT AND WHY!" He boomed in Narancia's face. The poor boy seemed to get ear and sanity damage from that. Mista then let go.

"How was that?" He said, walking back to the group.

"Not necessarily what I had in mind!" Giorno said.

"Look, Mista, don't bombard him with everything at once! Watch," Fugo said. Mista did as instructed. Fugo walked over to Narancia, moving the boot pressing on his abdomen. He crouched in front of him, gently slapping his cheek to knock him out of his trance.

"Narancia, Narancia!" He said, trying to get the boy's attention. It didn't really work.

"Narancia!" He yelled, slapping a bit harder. It slightly worked, Narancia's eyes darting to Fugo.

"NARANCIA!" Fugo screamed, digging a fork out of his pocket in an instant, shoving it at full force at Narancia's cheek. But before it could hit, he got one last slap in, that was harder then the rest.

"OH MY GOSH! I GET IT FUGO! IM JUST TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I DID!" Narancia screamed at him.

"USE PROPER PUNCTUATION!" Fugo yelled.

"ILL PUNCTUATE YOUR FACE!!" Narancia screamed, the two began fighting, the rest of the gang filing out of the room.

"THATS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE DUMBASS!" Fugo yelled.

"YOUR NOT POSSIBLE!" Narancia cried.

"USE! THE! RIGHT! GRAMMAR!" Fugo screamed, shoving another fork into Narancia's cheek. He screamed, pulling the forks out at full force, extremely angry. Narancia got up from his spot, now standing and still screaming. Fugo got up with him. But on the way up Narancia tripped, because he trips a lot. Especially even angry or sad or grieving, which happens a lot. He fell into Fugo, who caught him, or was forced to because he was in the line of falling. Narancia landed in Fugo's arms, and accidentally.........

uh...

kind of uh........

kissed?

Their lips only brushed together, partly because since he was falling he was bound to bounce a little because he was caught so suddenly. Of course they were still extremely angry, but Narancia couldn't really get up because of his position with Fugo. He couldn't necessarily stand in time. (heh stand) But Narancia attempting to stand up only made it worse, pressing together even more.

lel now they were just angrily, accidentally, making out?????

I mean Narancia has to stand doesn't he? And with his weird position he cant really do that without leaning on Fugo more, take into account that hey had their arms wrapped around each other for more support, so Narancia could get up easier.

"Heh and you say I'm gay" The two hear someone from the doorway, Fugo dropping Narancia onto his knees out of shock, not even thinking. Like seriously for once, after a while Fugo just stopped thinking. The two turned to see Giorno and Mista leaning on the doorframe, Mista was laughing his guts out.

"Jeez Narancia, and you say Giorno sucked dick? Well look at you!" Moista said, doubling over in laughter. Giorno still wasn't showing much emotion. Narancia soon realized what position he was in, he wondered what was it with him and Fugo and weird and sexual positions! He blushed and got back up. He had trouble looking Fugo in the eye, but he could tell Fugo was just as embarrassed, it was an accident though! So neither of them felt too bad. They just somehow need to convince Mista that it was an accident. But they'll do that later. Mista and Giorno slowly backed out of the room, Mista was probably off to tell everyone. They were gonna be in some deep shatatatatatat later.

"Fugo, I am so sorry." Narancia said, grabbing Fugo's shoulders.

"It's alright Narancia, I apologize as well, I should've caught you a different way at least, and I'm sorry for getting mad." Fugo said, looking down in shame.

"It's fine Fugo, it wasn't your fault at all, it was mine entirely!" Narancia said.

"Well uh, anyways, I got your stuff for you, so you can have it back. And if you don't mind, we saw you had some extra beds and took some. I hope that's alright." Fugo said.

"That's what they were intended for, so it's fine. And thanks by the way." Narancia said.

"Now let's go get those things now ok? We can get beds and sleep and sleep and sleep." Fugo said.

"Ok Panni, thank you." Narancia said. Fugo smile at the nickname and led Narancia to where they put his stuff.

Narancia enjoyed his sleep that night.

In the morning he was greeted by an inpatient Mista.

"Dude, get Fugo and your sore ass out of bed. We're meeting at the 4th island and waiting for you!" He said, shuddering when he said 4. After that Mista had left. Narancia had no time to respond.

- when they get to the island like 30 minute late -

"What took you so long? Making out again?" Mista said. Fugo shot him a glare but they continued towards to rest of the gang.

"So Bucciarati? Why'd you call us here?" Giorno asked.

"Well, I know we could all do it in our free time but I wanted us all to go together. We're going mining today! So hurry up and get your stuff and hurry back here asap!" Bruno mommy said.

a/n 

i regret writing this scene