Jimin: *pulls you on stage*
What's your name.

Me: my wife

Jimin: Everyone! I would like you all to meet my wife!

Me: .........

Jimin: .........

Jungkook: -_- he says he wanna marry me and now he gotta wife.

V: it's ok I'm there with you

Yoongi: you cheated me

Rm: what the hell is happening, I stabbed Jins Mario plushie

Jin: you stabbed what?!! *starts running behind rm with a knife*

Jhope: But Jimin you were mine.

Jimin: -_-

Audience: ......

His manager: -_-

Bighit: -_-

Obama: ......

JackieChan: ....

My parents: *facepalms*

My bestfriend: *to the army next to her* I told her to say that.

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Some random shit
Hehehehe