|When you hear someone in your house in the middle of the night|

BTS as your Bestfriend

Hyung Line

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Seokjin | ✏

You: Jin can you distract me?

Seokjin: um sure why?

You: Cause I think there's someone in my house

You: And I'm hiding under my bed and Idk what to do

You: I'm scared

Seokjin: Yoongi is calling the police, just keep texting me rn

Seokjin: But please for the love of god tell me your phone is on silent

You: It is

Seokjin: Good

Seokjin: Can you see anyone?

You: no but I can hear banging around in the kitchen

Seokjin: We're on our way for you (Y/N)

Seokjin: keep your phone close and if anyone comes close to you kick really hard

Seokjin: Okay?

You: yeah okay 😭

Yoongi | ✏

You: Yoongi

You: Yoongi

You: Yoongi

You: I think there's someone in my house

Yoongi: Then call the police???

You: What if I'm just imagining it though

You: They'll think i'm stupid

Yoongi: Are you kidding me rn?

Yoongi: In the choice between death and people thought you're stupid

Yoongi: You're gonna end up going with the death option

You: WTF DEATH

You: YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA MURDER ME??

Yoongi: No but I fvcking will if there's no intruder there when I get you 😡

Namjoon | ✏

Namjoon: Why do you keep calling me?

You: Well I mean you could answer your phone but nooooo

You: it's okay I'll just get kidnapped or stabbed it's fine

Namjoon: What?

You: There's someone in my house but no big deal

Namjoon: Wait are you sure its not just your neighbors cat again?

You: God Dammit

Hoseok | ✏

You: HOBI HELP

You: THERES SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE

Hoseok: IM ON MY WAY

Hoseok: ILL KICK THEIR ASSES

You: TY HOBI

You: MY ANGEL

You: wait

You: Nvm I forgot to close the window and the wind just knocked over a plant

Hoseok: So i don't get to ninja kick anyone? 😢😢