|When he just bought a new phone|

BTS as your father

Hyung Line

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Seokjin | ✏

Seokjin: hey child

Seokjin: why can't i open my gallery?

You: what do you mean?

Seokjin: stop it (Y/N), i don't want to hear anymore of your justin bieber shakalaka

You: nah not in the mood right now. anyways, what happened though?

Seokjin: when i was opening my gallery something popped out of nowhere. i'm panicking, i need to see my new selfies that i just took earlier.

You: what does it say

Seokjin: wait hold your horses let me check

You: k

Seokjin: it says storage full, what does that even mean

You: nO MY WORST ENEM Y

You: sTaND BACK IT WILL ATTACK ANYTIME !?,1??!

You: welp sad to say but

You: i'm sorry for your loss, father

Seokjin: jesus christ, what are you saying (Y/N)?

You: it means, you have to delete some apps, photos and some stuff in your phone so you'll be able to empty your storage a little bit.

Seokjin: wait, pHOTos!?!?!?!

Seokjin: nOOOONONONONONON

Yoongi | ✏

Yoongi: how to message

You: um dad, this ain't google

You: oh and one more thing, you're already messaging so congratulations

Yoongi: oh really?

Yoongi: where can you find google then?

You: press the home button and you'll be able to find the google / browser app at the home page

Yoongi: there are no houses on my phone though?

Yoongi: i'm so confused

You: dad, press the button on the middle, it's under the screen

[ 7 minutes later ]

You: hey, did you already found it?

You: dad?

You: helloooooollooooool

Yoongi: oh my god, what's happening to this world

You: huh?

Yoongi: like everytime you text me, i always hear a ding noise. i'm fucking scared right now

Yoongi: by the way, i was looking around the house for the noise the past seven minutes.

You: i'm coming over

Namjoon | ✏

[ Rap Monster sent you a friend request ]

[ accepted ]

You: oh cool, you finally made an fb account

Namjoon: your mother was begging me to make one

You: nice one mom

Namjoon: oh yeah, who are those people on your wall?

You: they're my friends dad

Namjoon: why aren't my friends on my wall too?

You: maybe you haven't added them yet

Namjoon: what's your uncle jin's real name again?

You: kim seokjin

You: why only him though?

Namjoon: it's better to only have jin on my wall.

Namjoon: i mean, i just forgot your uncle's real name, that's why.

You: ok ok

You: i got a favor, can you help me with my calculus?

You: dad?

You: i know you're online

You: i'm calling mom

Namjoon: no wait, i'm here

You: you're saving uncle jin's pictures, right?

Namjoon: yes

You: i knew it

Namjoon: no, i mean that's my answer when you asked me to help you with your homework that's why i said yes.

You: mhmm

Hoseok | ✏

Hoseok:

You: uhhh

Hoseok: you like that, babe?

You: i ain't mom

Hoseok: OH (Y/N)

Hoseok: sorry sweetie, i accidentally sent you my picture instead of me sending it to your mom

You: I'm still cringing with you and mom's call sign.

Hoseok: it's all part of the married life, hun. you have to get used to it 😊

You: yeah yeah

Hoseok: oh, by the way

Hoseok: what's your mother's number?

Hoseok: i forgot that i didn't have her number yet hehe

You: gosh dad, why did you even try to send it to her when you don't even have her number at the same time

Hoseok: i don't know how to add new numbers to this phone

Hoseok: i only have yours since you putted it there

You: oh right hehe

(A/N: haIiiiiIIiII iM BACK !1!1 so yeah, sorry for not updating quickly, i'm trying to balance my time because of studies, k-pop, family and myself,  i'm kinda stressing myself too much that's why. but, i'm back so hey! and your wondering why i didn't publish jimin and taehyung's birthday posts yet, because i actually forgot that i didn't post them yet and it's too late to greet them anymore. so, i'm trying to make like an appreciation post for both of them as a sorry for not posting a birthday post. please, don't say anything that i'm biased and i'm unfair to the other member, i just felt bad that others are also anticipating for my birthday posts for the both of them. that's all, i love you goiz so much!!)