@goDofDesTruction

@SleePingBeauTy

@AgustD

@J-done

@Smartboy

@Vheee

@Intelligentbrain

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[At a peaceful night, at the bts dorm.

Time: 3:00am]

@Vheee
*whispers*
Jin hyung?

@Smartboy
Jin Hyungieee????

@Vheee
KIM SEOKJIN!!

@SleePingBeauTy
What! Whae! Who!
🤺🤺🤺🤺

Yah why are you two awake at this hour??!!!

@Smartboy
Umm... we have a problem here.😐

@SleePingBeauTy
Problem?? Is there any ghost? Or a thief??

Go hide somewhere! I am calling the police.

@Vheee
Shhh!! Don't panic hyung. Its nothing like that.

@SleePingBeauTy
Then?? Are you sick??

@Smartboy
We are not sick.

@SleePingBeauTy
Then?

@Smartboy
Um.. Tae you say.

@Vheee
We broke Suga hyung's bed.

@SleePingBeauTy
You did exactly what-😶

@Smartboy
Suga hyung is working in his studio tonight. we wanted to have an experience of sleeping on his bed. 😊

@Vheee
As you know his bed is the most comfortable one in this dorm, so we decided maybe we can enjoy only for one night?

@Smartboy
We were bickering on whether to watch Captain Marvel or Wonder Woman movie. We landed upon each other, had a good 15 minutes fight and ended up breaking the bed.😔

@Vheee
This jamless head threw a pillow at me. He was the one to begin!

@Smartboy
You were the one to say Wonder woman was hotter than Captain Marvel!😠

@Vheee
Shut up!

@Smartboy
You shut up!

[Another round of fighting]

@SleePingBeauTy
You seriously did Not disturb my beauty sleep for this mere reason...

HOW DARE YOU!! YOU PIECES OF BRATS!!! I will throw you into an unnamed grave today!!

@Vheee
Jimin I told u not to call Jin! Namjoon would have been better!😒

@Smartboy
I did try calling him! His phone was silent besides Namjoon and phone never stays under same roof.🤷‍♂️

@SleePingBeauTy
IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP. I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE! Or better, let me call Yoongi.🤡

@Vheee
We are ready to be skinned here. Better than Yoongi's wrath.☠☠

@J-done
What is this chaos at this hour??

@Intelligentbrain
Have you even checked the clock?
You have disturbed my overwatch match.

@SleePingBeauTy
Jungkook did I not say you to sleep early?

@Intelligentbrain
You did?🤔

@SleePingBeauTy
The last bottle of banana milk is for me.

[Jungkook rushes to the kitchen and gulps down the remaining bottle.]

@Intelligentbrain
Now there is none.
🙃🙃
Ouch! I am sorry hyung! I will listen to you hence forth. Stop pulling my ear.

@SleePingBeauTy
Mind it. Aish! Look, you made me walk to your room.

@Vheee
Anyone eager to help these two poor souls?🥲

@SleePingBeauTy
You are the root of this mess. Go back to sleep!!

@Smartboy
Pleaseeeeeee 😭😭🙏🙏Yoongi Hyung will kill us.

@Intelligentbrain
Yoongi hyung is a member of this chat group, smart asses! 😑
He is probably reading everything now.

@Smartboy
Why did I realize it only now?🙂

@Vheee
It was nice knowing you Jimin.😇

@Smartboy
Same here taehyung.

@Vheee
I am sorry but Wonder woman is stronger.

@Smartboy
Me too, but Captain Marvel is much stronger.

@Vheee
No! Wonder woman is much much stronger.😠

@Smartboy
Captain Marvel is much much much stronger!😡

@J-done
Jungkook please use your strength and send these two flying out of the window.

@Intelligentbrain
Glad to!😁💪🏻💪🏻

@goDofDesTruction
Aaahhhhhh~

@SleePingBeauTy
Why are you making weird noises Namjoon?

@Vheee
Are you hinding someone in your room?🧐

@goDofDesTruction
I just woke up. The notifications are too disturbing. Wait- what did you think?

@Intelligentbrain
I am pure as holy water.😌🤍

@Smartboy
Nevermind. Can you help us?

@goDofDesTruction
For what?

@Vheee
Scroll up and check it.

@Intelligentbrain
Can I try?

@Smartboy
Really???😃😃

@Vheee
You are the best maknae!🤗🤗

@Intelligentbrain

@SleePingBeauTy
Woaw! So innovative.
😑😑👏🏻👏🏻

@goDofDesTruction
I have a plan B.

@Intelligentbrain
🧐🧐

@J-done
Namjoon, why did you bring that. Playing with it in dangerous.😨

@goDofDesTruction
Don't worry Hobi. I can fix it. 😊Hammer and chisel will make my work easier. Don't disturb me.

*closes the door*

@Vheee
Why I am having a bad feeling about this?🙂

[one eternity latter]

@goDofDesTruction
Umm Guys? Yoongi should not kill me, right? I am his leader.😗

@SleePingBeauTy
The thing which I was fearing...

@goDofDesTruction

@J-done
Suga hyung will never think twice before killing you.☠

@Vheee
Jimin, its Namjoon hyung's fault now. We are innocent.

@goDofDesTruction
You cant do this to me.🙂🔪 I was just trying to help you.

@Smartboy
How about we remove the woods and only place the matress on the floor? He would never get a clue.

@Vheee
Such a talented brain you have jamless creature. It will be too obvious.😒

@Intelligentbrain
Then how about we support it with bamboos?

@goDofDesTruction
Where are you gonna arrange bamboos at this hour??

@Intelligentbrain
Never thought of that.🤔

@Vheee
Jin hyung how about you exchange your bed???😙

@SleePingBeauTy
How about I shave your hairs instead?🤠

@J-done
YEPPIEEEEEE!!🥳🥳🥳

@Vheee
What happened now?? Why are you suddenly so happy??

@J-done
I arranged for a bed!

@Smartboy
Jinja?!! I love you so much!!!!❤❤😘😘

@Vheee
How did you get it?

@J-done
I searched in the online shopping app and guess what? I found an express delivery option. I bought a bed. They will deliver by tomorrow morning.

@Intelligentbrain
That's great!

@J-done
Hope Yoongi wont be back before then.

@Vheee
Leave it on me guys! I will keep him busy.😏

@J-done
One more problem.

@Smartboy
Another?

@J-done
The bed is expensive.

@Smartboy
We are rich, hyung. We are global megastars. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@J-done
But since its your fault you are going to pay. I prefer donating my money in orphanage.

@Vheee
I'm okay with that. As long as I am safe from Yoongi.😌

@Intelligentbrain
But what shall we say?

@SleePingBeauTy
We can tell its his birthday gift in advance?

@goDofDesTruction
Like 7 months advance?

@SleePingBeauTy
Umm... then it's a congratulation gift for PTD getting #1 in Billboard hot 100s?

@J-done
Sounds good. Besides he was the one to predict.

@SleePingBeauTy
Okay then, Good night. Don't dare to wake me up before noon. I need my beauty sleep to remain unaged.

@goDofDesTruction
🥱🥱

@Vheee
Lemme clear the chat.

[next morning. Yoongi returns home]

@AgustD
Its was an exhausting day! I am tired.😕😕

@Vhee
Shall I message your shoulders, hyung?

@AgustD
Its fine. I need sleep. I sense something fishy. You are clinging to me since morning.

@Vhee
Its n-nothing.😅

@AgustD
*shrugs*
Wait- Is that a new bed???!!

@Smartboy
Surprise! We bought it for you! It's a congratulation gift for PTD getting #1 in Billboard hot 100s.

@AgustD
Aww thank you everyone. 😃😃 Btw, what happened to my old bed?

@Intelligentbrain
We sold that.

@AgustD
Great. I was just thinking to change it because it broke a month ago.

__________________________

Guys so many things Happened this week!!

🌟 Ptd debuted in billboards #1 hot 100 making a record of 2 #1 debuts of a bts song in less than a month's time. Is this a coincidence?? 😲😲

🌟 Bts will go in US on September for UN speech as requested by SK president.

🌟 Last but not the least. This guy is best. I want to worship him forever.

Bye bye. See ya soon!!

Jeongsri.💜