@icedamericano

@pinkelephant

@mintchoco

@watermelonfrizz

@mangomojito

@cranberryshake

@bananamilk

[At 3 am. Seokjin and Jungkook's personal chat]

@bananamilk

Hyungg~

@pinkelephant

What is it, kook? Don't you think it's too late for yesterday and too early for tomorrow?😮‍💨

@bananamilk

I read somewhere that If you call the devil at 3 am sharp it answers.

@pinkelephant

This little piece of shi-!

[At 3.20 am. Namjoon and Jungkook's personal chat]

@bananamilk

Hyung I can't sleep!

[cricket chirps]

I can hear your snores three rooms away but please reply or I'll scream. 🥺🥺🥺

HYUNG!! NAMJOON HYUNG!!

*walks to his room. Wakes him up and runs back to his own room *

@icedamericano

Jungkook I swear on Jin's pink slippers-

@bananamilk

I can't sleep.😭😭😭

@icedamericano

How are you even awake? 🤔 Didn't you have 6 hours of dance practice today?

@bananamilk

Hyung! Just answer me this and go back to sleep.

How much will it hurt if I jump from the top floor of the hybe building?

@@icedamericano

Jungkook in the name of the holy child of mother Jesus.

*holy mother of Jesus's child-

*holy mother of child Jesus.

Fuck! My brain is not working!

@bananamilk

Just tell me, please!😫

@icedamericano

Whatever, please don't do anything stupid. We love you and we all cherish you moreover you need to love yourself. The world is big. It's just a soup and you're the fork. I know Yoongi wants to slit your throat every other day but trust me he will never live the same way if you die. He loves you more than HYYH Yoongi. We all consider you important. 💜💜❤️❤️

@bananamilk

👁👄👁

@icedamericano

Just so that you know, falling from that height will hurt very much.

@bananamilk

More than the time when I fell face flat off the swing?😨

@icedamericano

It's much more than that.

@bananamilk

*sobs aggressively. Chokes on mucus*

@icedamericano

Wait I am coming-

@bananamilk

I accidentally dropped Koya from the top floor of Hybe building. I am so sorry! Hyung please forgive me. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺😭☹️☹️

@icedamericano

Arghhhhhhh!!!!!! JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP!

[At 3:45 am. yoongi and Jungkook's personal chat]

@bananamilk

Hyung-

No, I'll let him pass. RM Hyung just said my life is important.

@mintchoco

This better be important, Jeon Jungkook, or I'll get into your room to kick your ass.🔪🔪

@bananamilk

Were you sleeping?

@mintchoco

Huh! This is the only hour when the dumpster fire of the house cools down! Why would I sleep and miss the serenity? Maybe I'll write some would be Grammy-winning songs.

@bananamilk

Ah!  I was checking up on you. You look cute when you sleep.

@mintchoco

Umm.. 😳😳
*cough * thank you. Also, I don't like when you creep into my room and cuddle me while I'm sleeping.🔪

@bananamilk

You keep the door unlocked anyway. 🙄

[At 4:10 am. Jimin and Jungkook's personal chat]

@bananamilk

Jiminie hyung! Do you know Night Apple is a Poisoned apple?

@mangomojito

Just one fucking night of peace! Is it too much to ask for?!

@bananamilk

Will you love me even if I were a worm?🪱🥺

@mangomojito

*takes a deep breath*

Let's get over this fast, okay?

Yes, I will love you nonetheless.🥰

@bananamilk

Would you still play with me if I were an ice cube?🧊

@mangomojito

Yes, I would keep you in my fridge for eternity.😘

@bananamilk

Would you hug me if I were Namjoon's socks?🧦

@mangomojito

I would wash you every day.☺️

@bananamilk

Would you cherish me if I were a jam? 🍯

@mangomojito

I would have you every morning.😇

@bananamilk

Liar. You don't have jams!

@mangomojito

JEON JUNGKOOK!!! *screams heard from the next room*

[At 4:30 am. Seokjin and Jungkook's personal chat]

@bananamilk

[typing]

@cranberryshake

I am already awake, jimin woke me with his screams. I knew you would text me the next. 🤌🏻

@bananamilk

That's great to hear!😃

@cranberryshake

Just tell me already I need to get back to sleep. 😩😩

@bananamilk

Do you think Captain Hook was named Captain Hook because he had a hook instead of an arm? Then what was his real name??🤔🤔

@cranberryshake

I- How the fuck am I supposed to sleep after this?!!

[At 4.45 am. Hoseok and Jungkook's personal chat]

@bananamilk

There is a snake under your blanket!

@watermelonfrizz

Aaaagggg woohoooooo aaahhhhhh! *shakes up the entire house*

@bananamilk

Hyung... I wasn't even there in your room. How can you get scared of a message while you are sleeping??

10 minutes later.

@watermelonfrizz

What is it Jungkook? I am just back after getting a scolding from Jin and Joon. I need to make today's lunch as a punishment.🥲

@bananamilk

Why were you screaming?

@watermelonfrizz

Because you said there was a snake-😱

@bananamilk

I-I am confusion, explain. 🤯

@watermelonfrizz

I just had a dream where a snake was trying to go inside my mouth.

@bananamilk

Ahhh!!

Btw, did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed on earth instead of going straight to hell? 🙂🙃

@watermelonfrizz

This is exactly why I asked Vmin not to put coffee in your beer cans.
😣😣

@bananamilk

I-

@watermelonfrizz

I am switching off my phone. Good night-

*alarm rings*
⏰️⏰️⏰️

@watermelonfrizz

At 12noon in dressing room.

So thats it for today guys! Continue supporting our tannies in their tenure of military service.💜💜💜

Now we can say ot7 r officially a part of our fandom.😆

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