When he's your bf and he finds out you used to bias a different member

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Jin:

Seokjinnie: (y/n)...

You: Yes, Jinnie?

Seokjinnie: Is it true that you used to have a crush on Yoongi?

You: He was my bias, yes.

Seokjinnie: But why?

Seokjinnie: He would literally ignore you all the time to go to sleep.

You: I like his piano skills

You: And his sweg

You:

Seokjinnie: And now the Maknae too?! He's, like, 5!

You: He's 20! And I only like you, boi

Seokjinnie: You better! I'm internationally handsome!

You: So is Yoongi

Seokjinnie: I'm disowning you

Yoongi:

You: Oi

You: Yoongs

You: Yoongi

You: Yoongerooney

You: Yoongatron

You: Oppa

Sugar: What?

You: Why are you ignoring me?

Sugar: Maybe because you like Jimin

You: He WAS my bias.

You: Why does it matter anyway? You're basically his suga daddy

You: See what I did there?

Sugar: You're not allowed to talk to him

You: Yoongs, I only love you.

Sugar: Fine.

Hoseok:

J-Dope: (y/n) why do you like Namjoon?!

J-Dope: He does nothing but talk about the meaning of life!

J-Dope: He's a terrible dancer!

You: Have you seen his lips tho

You: Mmmmmmmm Daddy

J-Dope: (Y/N)!!!!!!

J-Dope: He's way too kinky for you!

You: I think the whole world already knows how kinky he is- you don't have to tell me

J-Dope: (y/nnnnnnnnnnnnn)

You:

J-Dope: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Namjoon:

Nyoomjoon: Really (y/n)? Jin?

You: Wut

Nyoomjoon: Why did you like Jin of all people?

You: He can cook, Joon

Nyoomjoon: I can buy you takeout!

Nyoomjoon: He can't even dance!

You: Seriously?! You have no right to play that card.

Nyoomjoon: I can rap!

You: He can sing?

Nyoomjoon: I'm smart

You: "Scare it, so it shrivels up."

Nyoomjoon: When did I even say that

You: Run BTS

You: 20

Nyoomjoon: What epi- how did you know I'd say that?

You:

Jimin

PorkJammin: I feel betrayed

PorkJammin: (y/n)

You: Wut

PorkJammin: Ho

PorkJammin: Se

PorkJammin: Ok

You: What about him?

PorkJammin: You used to like my hyung!

You: And?

You: Bitch I'm dating you

PorkJammin: (y/nnnnnnnnnnnnn)

You: Chimmmmmmmm

PorkJammin: I'm more adorable than him

You: Don't touch my faceu

PorkJammin: (y/nnnnnnnnnnnnn)

You:

You: I'm surrounded by idiocy

You: Love you, Chim ❤

PorkJammin: You better ❤

Taehyung

Bweeeee: (y/nnnnnnnnnnnnn)

Bweeeee: Where do cucumbers come from?

You: They grow on vines

Bweeeee: I did not expect you to know that

You: It's common knowledge where I come from

Bweeeee: What? Stupid-ville?

You: I can effectively feel you giggling to yourself right now

Bweeeee: You know me so well.

Bweeeee: Jungkook called me weird for giggling to myself at my own joke ( ｰ'дｰ´)

You: Jungkook's with you?

Bweeeee: You're not allowed to say his name

You:  ( ͠° ل͜ °)

Bweeeee: You used to like him

Bweeeee: And you need a real man, so I'm keeping him away from you.(ง •̀_•́)ง

You: No offense, Tae, but you're more of a man-child than a man

Bweeeee: Atleast I don't wear Iron-man socks in hostage situations

You: Did you or did you not call me last week because you accidentally swallowed part of a toy car?

Bweeeee: You called me yesterday because you stole someone's dog

You: I thought it was a stray!

Bweeeee: I had to pay a fine to get you out of the prison cell!

You: Should we call it even?

Bweeeee: Deal

Jungkook

JungkOOKIE: Don't date Taehyung

You: What?

JungkOOKIE: I'm better than he is

JungkOOKIE: He swallowed part of a toy car last week by accident

You: What is even happening

JungkOOKIE: He's a man-child

JungkOOKIE: I dance better

You: I still have no idea what's going on

JungkOOKIE: He gets lost all the time

You: ( ͠° ل͜ °)

JungkOOKIE: He talks to his teddy bears

JungkOOKIE: I'm manly

You:

JungkOOKIE: So, in conclusion, you shouldn't date Taehyung because I'm better in every conceivable way

You: He has bigger hands

JungkOOKIE: Wut

You: You know what they say about a man's hand size?

JungkOOKIE: