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Pink Princess: Jeon Jungkook!

Kookie🍪: What? Why are you yelling at me?

Pink Princess: Why is Jimin crying?

Kookie🍪: Why are you asking me?

Pink Princess: Because my super smart brain told me that you had something to do with it

Motionless Min: You have a super smart brain?

Pink Princess: What? No. I used Namjoon

Motionless Min: Oh...

Kookie🍪: I did nothing to make Jimin cry

Pink Princess: Then why is he crying?

Kookie🍪: I don't fucking know!

      Chimchim has joined the chat

Chimchim: My life is over!

Motionless Min: That's what you said when Oran High School Host Club ended

Chimchim: Yeah, but this time it's real

Joonie: What happened?

         Kookie🍪 has left the chat

Chimchim: I'm pregnant!

Motionless Min: 🤭

Rayofsunshine: ....what?

Joonie: That...is not what I expected

Pink Princess: Jimin....you're not pregnant

Chimchim: Am too!

Motionless Min: Prove it

Chimchim: Well, it all started when Kook started flirting with me,

Taetae: 🤮

Pink Princess: Jimin, I promise you that you are not pregnant

Chimchim: Then why am I feeling sick and throwing up?

Motionless Min: Maybe you got some kind of STD

         Kookie🍪 has joined the chat

Kookie🍪: Listen, bitch-

Joonie: Men don't get pregnant, Jimin

Chimchim: They do too! Haven't you ever heard of Mpreg?

Joonie: .....

Pink Princess: I...

Motionless Min: Jimin, stop reading fanfics

Motionless Min: They're confusing you